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If you, like me, read the item circulating a few days ago about how Anonymous had hacked into a German movie studio’s database and found out Emma Watson will be playing Anastasia Steele in the Fifty Shades Of Grey movie and found it a bit suspect, it’s probably because you are a rational being. More
Kate Moss has long been known as fashion’s “great Sphinx,” thanks to spending the better part of the 1990s completely silent. That changed a bit when she started to brand herself and do things like design capsule collections for TopShop–but she still doesn’t speak much for someone as famous as she is. More
The NC-17 rated 50 Shades Of Grey movie is basically going to be soft porn. Cool! More
If you thought it was bad that colleges were offering courses on Star Trek and Harry Potter, you will probably not like this. American University, which last I checked was a real, accredited university in Washington, D.C., is offering a course centered around E.L. James‘ literary masterwork 50 Shades Of Grey in the upcoming semester. More
The sideways look after “oh my…” at 0:32. Cannot stop giggling. More
The newest issue of Vogue Germany shows Kate Upton riding horses, canoodling with multiple beautiful men, rolling around a well-manicured lawn in couture, and generally acting out every stereotypical female fantasy known to man. But they seem to have included one sexy fantasy that’s a bit more, shall we say niche than all the others. Can you tell from this photo what it is, or am I just a gross person with a gross mind? More
“It’s all because you have been reading that bloody book!” More
Would they ever, in a million years, have asked two men this question? Watch this absurd video while you decide! More
Hey look, I’m defending something shot by Uncle Terry! Hell hath frozen. More
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Your internet boyfriend is moving up in the world. More
What happens when the towering work of literature that is 50 Shades Of Grey collides with the erotic genius of Cosmo? A list of sex tips that would make Christian Grey jizz all over himself! More
Yesterday, I told you about how fashion has surrendered to the Internet by agreeing to put cats in everything. Well, here is an example of that. In the latest issue of high fashion glossy V, Choupette Lagerfeld (please note that she’s not “Karl Lagerfeld’s cat” anymore) gets equal billing with Victoria’s Secret model and FACE OF FRANCE Laetitia Casta in a vaguely creepy BDSM-themed editorial shot by the Kaiser, himself. And before you get righteously mad at me, know that I don’t think it’s creepy because of the BDSM, but because it seems we’re supposed to believe Choupette and Laetitia are performing BDSM on each other. In front of Choupette’s dad, no less. But what’s a bit of incestuous bestiality when there are clicks to be had? TEH INTERNETZ PWN AGAIN. More
Recently, we were in an elevator with two women discussing Fifty Shades of Grey. One had finished it, we deduced, and the other was nearing the end. The one still torturing her brain admitted she’d been skipping pages, saying, “It just gets so repetitive. They keep doing the same stuff over and over.” To which her companion shook her head gravely, like fucking Socrates, and said, “You have to read between the lines.” This destroyed us for five solid minutes. More
“Which brings us to Fifty Shades of Grey, this year’s Twilight. Seriously: both are nothing more than poorly-written wish-fulfillment, both follow spineless female protagonists and display an impressively facile understanding of human relationships (and earth-shattering, screaming orgasm sex for virgins, LOL).” More
