“Well, I fucking love you. All right? You know I do. But it’s just a tough thing for me to say because it always seems to get me in trouble… when I say it, OK?” More
Topic: 500 days of summer
So it’s pretty cool and socially acceptable to make fun of Zooey Deschanel these days. I have even done it myself on occasion. (I kid because I love!) But while I’ll admit that I used to harbor a mild dislike for her for various poorly thought out reasons, I’ve decided lately that I think she is great. And not just because I find New Girl amusing. More
Everyone knows romantic comedies are ridiculous cinematic fodder.
Dear motherfuckers, I have been in a k-hole for a month and I’m pretty sure that’s because 1) I keep doing Special K and 2) am really fucking cool and 3) it may or may not be 1981 but 4) I’m pretty sure all this Special K has skewered my perception of time. Anyway, throughout this whirlwind month, I, The Misanthropologist, stumbled upon a site called Tastebuds.fm, in which pale friendless virgins with record collections can find other pale friendless virgins who think that having the same collection means you’re somehow less alone in the world. And they get you. This, of course, is hilarious bullshit. More
Zooey Deschanel is in the latest round of Rimmel ads and they are preposterous. The final image (pictured) may have looked more like the indie heartthrob had they just photographed a wax statue of her. On a hot, melty day. This is fucking ridiculous. But here’s a poll just to drive that home. Please vote in it. More