Hey, betches! Sofia Coppola‘s The Bling Ring premieres at Cannes today! The film, which stars Emma Watson as the Worst, is based on a true story about a group of shallow people who robbed rich and famous shallow people. Zeitgeisty!
Anyway, guess what that means? Horrible early/mid ’00s fashion is back! Did you miss whiskered jeans? Louis Vuitton Murakami bags? Purse dogs? Ever-present Frappuccinos? Unapologetic venality? Paris Hilton being marginally relevant?
Hopefully you didn’t. But let’s take a stroll down the worst kind of memory lane with our carefully considered Bling Ring-inspired shopping guide. More
Apparently, the reason the Abercrombie and Fitch will not make larger sizes is… because they really do not like larger people, very much. They certainly don’t want them wearing their brand. I wish I were joking on this one. According … More
There is only one Hollister Co. in the whole of Ireland. If you’re like us, you’d say that’s one Hollister too many. But, plenty of people really like shirtless dudes in darkened mall bungalows, so an enterprising 27-year-old man in Ireland named Max Kulczynski decided to fill that hole in the market: he began offering the full body spray and shadow experience in his very own fake Hollister.
Listen, Abercrombie & Fitch has been dancing around the fact that they want to have people making out in their advertisements for years. More
Hot on the heels of yesterday’s hopefully fake but certainly horrible news that a woman in the UK was injecting her 8 year old daughter with Botox to help her entertainment career, the world has discovered a push-up bikini top on sale over at Abercrombie & Fitch Kids. Yes, the same manufacturer of thongs for 7 year olds that said said “Eye Candy” on them. I find the idea of a little kid in a bikini kind of off-putting to begin with (am I crazy? old fashioned) but More
We are over Abercrombie hunks. In the future, we want all Abercrombie advertisements to feature cats. That’s all. – Buzzfeed More
Teens are uniting in protest against Abercrombie and Fitch’s latest scent – Consumerist
Sarah Burton’s show for Alexander McQueen in Paris received rave reviews – TheGuardian
Florence of Florence and the Machine went to the Chanel show wearing a Chanel jacket, no pants. What would Karl say? – TheCut
Britney Spears has neck tattoos -FabulousBuzz
This bottle is totally crushing Marc Jacob’s junk – NY Post More
After the Hollister and Abercrombie stores in New York had to temporarily shut down because of bedbug infestations, Bergdorf Goodman is not taking any chances. They have brought in a squad of adorable beagles whose job is to sniff out … More
Stella McCartney is teaming up with Adidas to design Britain’s 2012 Olympic Kit. – Style List UK Taylor Momsen is the new face of Material Girl, but we can barely tell it’s her in the video campaign. – Grazia Bvlgari is … More
You know them, I know them, and now they have nothing to do. I’m referring to those poor, shirtless, well toned Hollister boys who stand outside of the store. What are they doing exactly? Promoting the store? Maybe. Looking good? … More
Moroccan Oil saves you time and money at the salon. Plus, it’s better for your hair. - Jewcy New health standards in the Australian fashion industry. – News.com.au Marilyn Monroe’s x-rays are auctioned off. – Radar Abercrombie & Fitch’s clothing- optional … More
So, as many of you probably already know, American Apparel CEO Dov Charney posted his phone number (it’s 213-923-7943) for anyone who wanted to talk about looks discrimination at American Apparel. Who wants to talk about looks discrimination at American … More
Rina Bovrisse, the manager suing Prada Japan stores for discriminating against unattractive employees explains her suit and remarks: “It was a shock. I didn’t work as a model on the runway…I worked in this industry for almost two decades worldwide … More
Kate Moss is supposedly covering a Velvet Underground track – HintMag There is finally a drug available to treat varicose veins – NYT American Apparel has a new line of nail polish. I haven’t figured out how to make fun … More