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Remember that awful abstinence lady religious organizations paid to go to a school in West Virginia and yell lies at kids like “all sexual contact leads to STDs” and “if you’re taking birth control pills, your mother hates you”? Well, one brave student at that school has been speaking out against her slut-shaming ways, despite alleged threats from her principal. More
Pam Stenzel, a public speaker and Founder of Enlighten Communications, goes to schools to talk to children about abstinence. If you think, “Gosh, that would be a fairly difficult topic to address in a reasoned, sensible way,” you are correct! That is why Pam does it by telling teenagers that if they take birth control their mother probably hates them. And they really need to ask Jesus for forgiveness. More
Truth: teen sex happens, whether or not you acknowledge it. Also, how I learned that you cannot, in fact, get pregnant from masturbation. More
Which you’d be fine with. If teddy bears want to cry in the privacy of their own rooms, that’s okay. But this abstinence video also indicates that the bear will leap up behind your back and start talking to you. More
Earlier this week, Lady Gaga told Howard Stern that women don’t enjoy sex until their mid-twenties, so they should think about holding off on doing it. More
If you saw Sunday night’s episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, you know there was a lot of talk about sex. From Kandi Koated Nights to Gregg’s alleged infidelity, the topic was on the tip of everyone’s tongue. Perhaps the most shocking element of this episode was when Kim Zolciak bought her daughter Brielle a $3,000 abstinence ring. More
Women with long arms are more attractive than women with long legs. Good thing it’s pants and tights weather. I’m covering those legs up! – Huffington Post
People view more porn if their candidate wins an election. Ew. – Asylum
The Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project is calling for more genital awareness. In other news, there is a Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project. – The Sheaf
Celebrities like PDA. Here are the eight celeb couples who do it the most. – The Frisky More
That’s right, kids – if you haven’t been able to grasp this whole “abstinence” concept, there’s now a video game that will help explain it to you. Think of it as the opposite of that weird massage video game from … More
