Topic: Accessories

Shopping Guide: 8 Lovely Cases To Help You Stop Losing All That Makeup

Pin-Up Cheetah Platform Shoe Makeup Brush Holder

Apparently, women lose about $400 worth of products each year. The easiest way to combat that: getting some sweet makeup cases to prevent this loss. Lots of them are quite ugly and boring, though, so we have found several that you might just love. Hopefully, this will make you more likely to actually use an organizer, but at the very least, they’ll be adorable accessories for your room! More »

The Brolly Rain Umbrella: For People Who Like Brass Knuckles & Texting

Do you wish you could walk, text and hold an umbrella simultaneously? Yeah, us neither, and if you are one of those people, this product is for you. But we’re not. More »

What Are ‘Camel Humps’ And Why Are Women In Dubai Wearing Them?

Oh goodie, your old Bump-It, hair scrunchies, extensions, volumizer, teasing home and all other hair-poofing products can finally come in handy! More »

Kate Hudson Is All Clavicle, All The Time In Her Topless Glamour Spread

Kate Hudson has the very topless (as opposed to “just a little topless”) March cover of Glamour magazine, wearing nothing but a pile of necklace(s)* and some probably very fancy jeans. More »

John Mayer: Douchebag, Dirtbag, Dater, Designer?

To be fair, he’s not a very good one. More »

Wearing Heels Will Make You More Attractive, Flats Make You Less Feminine

Wearing heels are your key to being more attractive. Fact. More »

Did You Know You Can Get Crystal Implants In Your Vagina?

Vajazzling is for sissies. More »

Pear Shaped? You Should Only Carry An Envelope Bag (Or Else You’ll Look Fat!)

“I don’t recommend a cross-body or sling bag, which will overwhelm your shape.” This is good advice, as the leading cause of death for women under 5’4″ is suffocation by purse. More »

What The Place You Got Your Ears Pierced In Says About You

Claires: You got your ears pierced between the ages of 10 and 12. Your name almost certainly ends in an “-ey.” Your parents paid for the piercing and the studs, but you insisted they stay home while you went with … More »

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Elephant Accessories: How Do You Feel?

As you are no doubt aware, the Republican National Convention is taking place right now in hurricane-torn Tampa, Florida. More »

The New York Times Just Discovered Men Wear Shorts In The Summer

Remember last summer, when the New York Times discovered that sometimes, in the summer, women wear dresses? Dude. They have some new news. New news that you were almost certainly already aware of. Sometimes, in the summer, while women are wearing dresses, men wear shorts. Men do this even though the 5th rule of being a gentleman is “don’t wear shorts” (this was an arbitrary rule made up by a magazine, but I’ve decided it’s chiseled in stone). When something is obvious, The New York Times is on it! Unless it possibly contains the word “fuck!” More »