Topic: actress

Lindsay Lohan Is Now Playing Bar Mitzvahs

Lindsay Lohan Is Now Playing Bar Mitzvahs

Look, I think the million dollar question here is not “how is Lindsay Lohan financially in a position wherein she has to play bat mitzvahs to make money. I think we know that. The answer is “bad choices.” I think the questions is “what is Lindsay Lohan going to do at a bat mitzvah to make her a worthwhile addition?”

I hoped that maybe she was going to throw a drink in some kid’s face, because that would be amazing, and kids can be really unruly at bar and bat mitzvahs, but, no, I am wrong. That is not going to happen. More »

Actresses Who Have Worn Fat Suits (Other Than January Jones)

Actresses Who Have Worn Fat Suits (Other Than January Jones)

Look, it’s not just Betty Draper (although seeing January Jones in a fat suit was a bizarre reminder that there will be no end to the indignities her character will suffer on Mad Men). There are plenty of actresses who have worn fat suits at one point for… reasons. Largely that reason is “being in terrible comedies” rather than critically acclaimed AMC shows, but it has been done. See which ones strike you as remotely realistic. More »