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Sometimes, I wish people would stop putting their crazy proposals on the Internet (it makes it seem like that’s the only reason to have done a wild one in the first place!). But, y’know, the times are a-changin’ and I admittedly do love seeing happy people do cute things that make one another smile, so I s’pose the strange proposals are simply something I’ll get used to. More
Do you read every animal adoption website and feel like they say the same things about every animal? I do. They always generally say that the animals are very loving and cuddly and would great with kids. Except for Sugar Plum. Sugar Plum is a surly asshole who wants nothing to do with you.
I am deeply in love with him.
The description of Sugar Plum on the Brooklyn Animal Resource page runs: More
“The tarsier disguises itself in the forest by pretending to be a small teddy bear, undergoing a colonoscopy.” Okay, everything about this video is great. Seriously. It is so great: More
Animals are people, too!
No, they’re not, not really. But I remember a scene in this terrible Greg Kinnear movie called Dear God where the characters say that the ability to care about people other than ourselves, even different from ourselves, is what separates man from beast. Wrong! Incorrect, Greg Kinnear movie! A pack of whales has accepted a deformed dolphin into their midst and now he is a part of their whale family. More
I don’t ask for much, but I would like to go to a place where ponies wear sweaters, and is everything is beautiful and cozy. It’s stupid cold here, and no one is getting me a sweater. Maybe I just want a wooly sweater. Maybe I just wish I were as adorable as a much loved pony. I don’t know. But the answer to everything is “go to Scotland, cold American, everything is adorable there.” On that note, the Visit Scotland Facebook page is now showcasing these ponies: More
Also included:
- Flirty laughing
- Topless banter
- Horseback riding
- Feathers
- Some guy’s abs
- Brief semi-toplessness
- More guys’ abs More
Thank you, Pinternet, for this bounty of adorableness that will now grace our screens. More
I know that a lot of you out there are like, “man, I really want a cat/dog/hamster but I just can’t commit to caring for a pet right now.” More
Men with dogs are generally adorable. More
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IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE THAT IT HURTS. More
This video has reached total saturation of adorableness, featuring baby owls and also grown owls. Happy Friday. More
A loving, loving cuddle. More
Humiliating for the student, adorable for the rest of us. More
Let’s get ready for the work week, shall we? More
