Topic: airplane

Elan Made Up The ‘Diane In 7A Fight’, Joins Twerking Girl On Fire In The Internet Hoax Of Fame

Elan Made Up The âDiane In 7A Fightâ, Joins Twerking Girl On Fire In The Internet Hoax Of Fame

Ever since Jimmy Kimmel tricked me into believing that a girl really twerked herself into a ball of flames, I’ve approached the internet with skepticism and the belief that nothing is real. NOTHING. Well turns out throwing shade at the Internet for the past few months paid off. Because the entire Elan Gale versus Diane airplane twitter fight was fake. That’s right! FAKE! More »

Business Insider EIC Henry Blodget Is Horrified By American Airlines “Cattle Class”

Business Insider EIC Henry Blodget Is Horrified By American Airlines "Cattle Class"

Guys, I don’t know if you know this, but on American Airlines Economy Class you sometimes have to sleep in an uncomfortable position. Oh? You knew that? Because you have flown economy class before, like a person? Henry Blodget, the EIC of Business Insider, did not know that, I guess. But he recently flew “in the heart of cattle class” and he learned some things. SOME TERRIBLE THINGS. More »

Ever Dated Someone You Met On A Plane?

Ever Dated Someone You Met On A Plane?

I was recently on one of those giant winged coffins they called planes, and before I embarked, I explained a little about their giant winged coffin-ness. “Cheer up!” someone said, “maybe a hot guy will sit next to you!”

Hah! Whenever I fly, I hope that there will not be a hot guy sitting next to me. Because, you know, I got The New Dead as a Christmas present, and I’ve got some reading to do, and priorities. Priorities. Mostly I hope there will be no one next to me. If there is someone, I hope it will be a narcoleptic mute. But a lot of people are not me.

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