Topic: Aladdin

Disney Dads Wed Bed Dead: How Exactly Do You Have Sex With A Merman?

Disney Dads Wed Bed Dead: How Exactly Do You Have Sex With A Merman?

On this season finale of Wed Bed Dead, we’re getting heated over Disney Dads. We’ll be debating the merits of the miniature Sultan from Aladdin, the doomed but comforting Mufasa from The Lion King, and the surprisingly ripped King Triton from The Little Mermaid. We’ll grapple with a few of life’s greater quandaries: how do mermen and mermaids have sex with each other? Is it still weird to fuck a lion? We’ll figure it out together.  More »

Dress Like Aladdin Characters

Dress Like Aladdin Characters

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You probably never thought of taking fashion inspiration from monkeys, parrots or genies that come out of bottles, but they actually make for some pretty cute outfits. They’re so bright and colorful – perfect for spring and summer! Check out these cute and casual looks inspired by our favorite Aladdin characters ever and click on the links for more info on the clothing featured. More »

Wed Bed Dead: Aladdin Is The Most Uncomfortably Sexy Disney Movie

Wed Bed Dead: Aladdin Is The Most Uncomfortably Sexy Disney Movie

This week, we’re discussing a few of the better known Disney princes: Beast from Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin from Aladdin and (wwwhhhhhyyy?) Eric from The Little Mermaid. The problems each choice presents are clear: Beast is a giant monster, Eric is a total d-bag and Aladdin wears a vest with nothing underneath. What to do? Will Beast’s enormous library put him ahead of the game? Or will all that erotic tension in Aladdin affect our decision making? More »

Disney Sidekicks Hotness Rankings

Disney Sidekicks Hotness Rankings

Forget the usual cast of bland Disney princes. I was always partial to the sidekicks — they were funnier and more lovable than any prince with a case of the marriage blues. From Aladdin’s Genie to The Little Mermaid’s Sebastian, the sidekick often stole the whole movie with their big hearts and funny punchlines.

So call your fairy godmother to request some comic relief and excellent song and dance numbers. It’s time to rank Disney’s greatest animated sidekicks. More »