On this season finale of Wed Bed Dead, we’re getting heated over Disney Dads. We’ll be debating the merits of the miniature Sultan from Aladdin, the doomed but comforting Mufasa from The Lion King, and the surprisingly rippedÂ King TritonÂ from The Little Mermaid. We’ll grapple with a few of life’s greater quandaries: how do mermen and mermaids have sex with each other? Is it still weird to fuck a lion? We’ll figure it out together.Â More
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You probably never thought of taking fashion inspiration from monkeys, parrots or genies that come out of bottles, but they actually make for some pretty cute outfits. Theyâ€™re so bright and colorful â€“ perfect for spring and summer! Check out these cute and casual looks inspired by our favorite Aladdin characters ever and click on the links for more info on the clothing featured. More
This week, we’re discussing a few of the better known Disney princes: Beast from Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin from Aladdin and (wwwhhhhhyyy?) Eric from The Little Mermaid. The problems each choice presents are clear: Beast is a giant monster, Eric is a total d-bag and Aladdin wears a vest with nothing underneath. What to do? Will Beast’s enormous library put him ahead of the game? Or will all that erotic tension in Aladdin affect our decision making? More
Forget the usual cast of bland Disney princes. I was always partial to the sidekicks â€” they were funnier and more lovable than any prince with a case of the marriage blues. From Aladdin’s Genie to The Little Mermaid’s Sebastian, the sidekick often stole the whole movie with their big hearts and funny punchlines.
So call your fairy godmother to request some comic relief and excellent song and dance numbers. It’s time to rank Disney’s greatest animated sidekicks. More
This week, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff battle it out over the sexiest cartoon characters. Jennifer insists it’s Scrooge McDuck and Ashley insists it’s Bagheera from The Jungle Book. Then everyone learns something fundamentally true about everyone else and we go home feeling empty. More
Editors Jennifer and Ashley are having a fight. More
Well. You changed yourÂ Facebook profileÂ picture to Aladdin. Huh. Okay. Just so you know: you did not stop a child from beingÂ abused by inspiring a comment thread about Jafar’s facial hair. Periodically these Facebook things crop up where you’re supposed to … More
Disney? We think you’re sending young women the wrong message. Not about feminity, because we think it’s cool to wear impractical footwear and burst into song. We’re into that. Really. But these men? In real life, we’re pretty sure these … More