As you watch the Angels skip down the runway in stilettos, relax in your slippers with one of these matching drinks. Or just take shots every time somebody winks and blows a kiss; you’ll be tanked by 9:45. More
If you’re going to discuss something serious like this in one of the most public forums on the Internet, at least don’t make it so obvious who you’re talking about. It just kind of screams, “I WANT THIS RETWEETED.” Although she did kinda toss him out of her car. More
A lot of people seemed to think so, thanks to her erratic, stuttering comportment punctuated by bouts of childlike glee. More
Let’s be honest, who wants to be “that girl” that everybody’a afraid to drink around for fear she’ll suddenly Hulk out, rip the booze from your hands and start IV-ing it into her veins? More
What recently showed correlations between the interests of beer and politics (besides my regularly getting drunk on forties while watching Jon Stewart)? A study examining your favorite beer and comparing it statistically with others of a similar political stance! More
Apparently, three’s a thing out there in the world called “butt-chugging.” More
Today, in impractical products with terrible marketing campaigns! More
Look! I’m being a fucking adult, everyone! More
We got up early and immediately started and went all day and into the night until one of us passed out first. More
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Do you like whippets but prefer your headrush with a little more tannin? Making inroads in the dubious-sounding genre of ”aerosol cuisine,” French designer Philippe Starck has collaborated with Harvard professor David Edwards to create “WA|HH Quantum Sensations,” an aerosol spray that dispenses .075 ml hits of alochol, just enough to stimulate the brain. More
Wine perfume: because your three Riesling lunch does not have you smelling enough like a wino already. More
Today’s Illustrated Guide breaks down the stages of a person’s life according to different kinds of regret. A regret index, if you will. I guess I meant for it to be funny but it kind of got away from me and became about mortality. :( More
Anheuser-Busch, the formerly All American beer company that’s now owned by Belgians, apparently got confused about when April Fools’ Day occurs. They have to be joking. More
That’s right. It’s that weekend. The one that doesn’t mean anything at all except a little extra time surfing the internet next Monday to see what Sandra Bullock wore.
Alright, I guess some people are looking forward to the actual Academy Awards happening this weekend. Personally, the Oscars give me a chance to channel my inner college chick and create a drinking game out of something that’s supposed to be classy and prestigious. More