Miley Cyrus continues her massive press tour to alienate the entire world today, with a just-dropped cover of Rolling Stone, upon which she is naked. She is also topless in almost all of the photos inside the magazine. Of course. The accompanying interview is replete with what has now become Cyrus’ rather particular brand of outrageous obliviousness, self-mythologizing and brazen ego. She’s like Lady Gaga smashed together with Kanye West with a sprinkle of twerking!
…Oh, and a shitload of name dropping. In fact, most of the interview is just Cyrus pointing out which famous people really admire her as an artist–and then quoting them. Let’s begin. More
You know how Paula Deen is using the whole, “I was really mad at that guy so I called him the n-word!” defense, and other people are all, “It’s okay because it’s just when she was really mad!” and it is kind of infuriating? Well, that fury must be steadily maintained for when people say homophobic things as a result of their anger at another human being, too. I’m talking to you, Alec Baldwin! More
I get those comments about how I am too fat to model, how I am not model material, how I am an unattractive girl, how I am too tall, etc. I understand. I don’t look as glamourous as Rosie Huntington Whitely when leaving the gym. I’m actually really sweaty. Like really sweaty.
I think I am officially an Ireland Baldwin fan. More
If you felt at all weird before about creeping on the many Instagram selfies of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger‘s quasi-famous daughter Ireland, worry no more: the 17-year-old celebrity kid has just signed a deal with IMG models. Soon, it will be her job to make sexyface for you. More
Also, everyone’s in favor of a Mean Girls musical, right? More
Her twitter bio reads “single, twelve year old male, looking to make new friends n’ stuff.” That is not accurate. More
You may never know intimately the excitement that comes with being backstage at Fashion Week, or the way a vintage Halston gown may feel against your skin, but these 20 models bring you as close to it as you can get to it all. More
I think the most important lesson we’ve learned from this is that Twitter is your friend; and sometimes Twitter is actually meant for something other than Alec Baldwin‘s endless rants about the paparazzi. More
As we have previously discussed, Alec Baldwin recently became engaged to “yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas,” a woman many years his junior. And this past weekend, they followed through on said engagement by getting married in New York City. I’m not sure why writers insist on throwing “yoga instructor” into each and every reference to her like it’s some sort of insult–my body rejects yoga like it’s ipecac, so I view anyone who’s mastered it as some sort of insanely pain and boredom tolerant god-being–but one thing I am sure of is that Alec Baldwin’s 16-year-old daughter (with previous wife Kim Basinger) Ireland Baldwin sure looked sulky in some photos taken of the new family the next day. Come along with me, and let’s invade the privacy of a teenager’s brain. Just kidding, let’s only pretend to. I’m not a complete monster, only a bit of one. More
I think maybe Alec Baldwin has trouble with all his feelings. Inappropriate Trayvon Martin reference ahead! More
Tom Cruise was once a very desirable sex symbol to a lot of people–before his eyes got that crazy look and we realized he’d been standing on a phonebook the entire time. Now he’s shirtless with belly tattoos on the cover of W. More
Unlike some things, Beetlejuice really holds up. And unlike almost everything, Catherine O’Hara playing a Manhattan dilettante Delia Deetz who moves to the country only to be haunted by Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin really, really, really holds up. More
Editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff wanted to do a special Valentine’s Day edition of Fuck Marry Kill with Hugh Grant in Love Actually, Hugh Grant in Bridget Jones’ Diary, and Hugh Grant in Notting Hill… but they don’t really like any of those movies and would rather talk about other, better romantic leads like Alec Baldwin and E.T. Here goes! More
Much like his 30 Rock character Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin is widely known to be a sharply dressed man. “It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?” Jack once said in response to being asked why he was wearing a tux, and it’s always seemed like Alec agreed. Imagine my surprise, then, when I saw him impersonating a farmer in Hamptons Magazine, even going so far as to wear cut-offs. Are there exceptions to the don’t-look-like-a-farmer rule that are specific to Baldwins when they are in the Hamptons? In any case, my love for him is unconditional. More