#Coachella is finished. The two-weekend long corporate music festival that draws rich pretend-bohemians from all over the country is, mercifully, over and done with until next year. Last weekend’s celebrity fashion show was predictably ridiculous, this weekend’s was actually a little more tame. Perhaps the attendees were exhausted from toggling to flash the peace sign while trying not to spill beer on their $2000 handbags?
Until next year. More
Ah, Coachella, a time for (particularly) clueless rich people to dress up like their idea of a ’60s bohemian and enjoy the latest major label chart-topping tunes from the comfort of cushy VIP pens.
Normally, we have a hard line about not making fun of off-duty (non red carpet) famous people, but most of these press-hungry jackasses relish Coachella as an opportunity to wear their cool poor person costume: a floppy hat, short shorts, shitloads of fringe, a leather headband, a $2000 handbag and–the best accessory–a big, dumb peace sign. More
Is that a ringing bell I hear? Looks like an angel just got her wings! More
For the second issue of CR, however, Roitfeld made an actually unlikely decision. More
Every year the Oscars take place and every year so does the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Half of Hollywood shows up to the glitzy bash–often in better dresses than the ones they wore on the red carpet. More
If you like planned obsolescence, the deeply unnecessary and denim cutoffs, have we got a celebrity fashion line for you! More
“A sopping pair of men’s Calvin Klein briefs, pulled up over the hips, doesn’t exactly scream ‘sexy’ to us.” More
The naked and pregnant photo shoot is a time-honored tradition. It demonstrates how conventionally beautiful women can remain conventionally beautiful despite their pregnant-ness, which they further exaggerate by not wearing clothes. More
Happy Thanksgiving eve, everyone. Here’s a bunch of models eating food because we’re lazy and unoriginal. More
That’s another for the pile, Mr. Testino. More
“Another Victoria’s Secret angel in the making?” No, dude, she’s 4. More
It’s our favorite time of the year! The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held last night and, although it won’t air for a while, you can see all the most preposterous runway looks in our helpfully captioned gallery ahead. Yes, Angels Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Karlie Kloss, Erin Heatherton and more have all come together in their most ridiculous fascinators, garter belts and sparkly crap to audition for the coveted role of Leonardo DiCaprio‘s next girlfriend. Let’s take a closer look. More
It’s that time of year! More
After many months of making us marvel at her ability to model while pregnant, Victoria’s Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio had her baby. This happened back in May, but everyone knows babies look super gross when they’ve just been born, so she didn’t post photos right away. But lest we get all “PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN”, Alessandra shared some sweet photos via her Facebook page yesterday, demonstrating that her baby is real and beautiful and all that jazz. Here they are. More