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I know, I know, you’re all going to say “Kate Middleton” because she seems sort of blandly neutral at worst, while Kim Kardashian seems like The Worst, period, at worst. But stay with me! More
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I know, I know, you’re all going to say “Kate Middleton” because she seems sort of blandly neutral at worst, while Kim Kardashian seems like The Worst, period, at worst. But stay with me! More
Come on, she’s married to the guy who owns Yves Saint Laurent and Alexander McQueen, just to name a few. She can do better than this. More
Jennifer Love Hewitt has a couple modes: one is talking about her weight, one is talking about her vagina. Both keep her in the press in some marginal capacity. Today, she’s talking about her vagina. More
Hoooo boy, do we have our work cut out for us. Last night’s Met Gala wasn’t exactly brimming with great dresses, as you may have seen. Here, we have cobbled together a ragtag band of looks that will pass for Best Dressed. You’ll see looks that are halfway there, almost there or just a really flattering color! Ahead, we squeeze water from a stone with Carey Mulligan, Rooney Mara, Marion Cotillard, Cate Blanchett and more.
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Here at TheGloss, we love making pointless generalizations about people based on arbitrary preference like their handbags and nail shapes. What you may not know is that there is a hard science behind this. Trust us. In this week’s Illustrated Guide, we’re focusing on fashion: what your favorite designer label says about you (and your soul, etc). Now, a quick clarifying point before we go any further: we don’t mean ladies who know Alessandra Facchinetti from Frida Giannini; we mean those who approach fashion in terms of logos, labels and status. For example, once we met a girl who said Alexander McQueen was her favorite designer and–delighted–we asked why. She said, “He’s just really fresh and fun.” That about sums it up. Let’s begin. More
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You guys sick of Oscars red carpet coverage yet? Yes? TOO BAD. Anyway, in light of all the ‘tude we’re giving attendees today (and me being a complete dick on Twitter last night), I’ve decided to just do a straight up Best Dressed list and put some positivity back in this cold bleak world. Yes, I fucking loved Gwyneth Paltrow‘s caped Tom Ford. But she wasn’t my favorite! Yes, I was split on Michelle Williams but I included her anyway. Take a look and feel free to be a complete dick in the comments. It’s only fair! More