These sisters share the same last name, but that’s about all they have in common. More
Topic: Ali Lohan
This seems…different. More
Ali Lohan is not just Lindsay Lohan‘s little sister (or Dina Lohan‘s taller meal ticket) (or Michael Lohan‘s, for that matter)–she is her ownÂ separateÂ person. She is also still trying to make this modeling thing happen.
But! She’s trying a new approach. More
With new-ish beauty trends come unsettling new beauty procedures. More
Ali Lohan‘s agency NEXT Models posted some new pictures of her on their website recently, and she looks miserable in pretty much all of them. What could possibly have made Aliana T. Lohan, internationally known fashion model, look like she wants to hurl herself into a deep, dark pit of despair? Let’s imagine that we know. More
Pants? Fuck ‘em. More
Photographer Terry Richardson had an opening in LA a few nights ago. The Hilton sisters were there, as was Tom Ford, Rachel Zoe, Jeremy Scott and notable fashion fixture Ron Jeremy. Richardson also photographed Lindsay Lohan and her questionably troubled little sister Ali. More
It’s been an exciting/stupid year forÂ Ali Lohan (little sister toÂ Lindsay, child ofÂ Dina), who appears to have lost an enormous amount of weight. More
Lindsay Lohan‘s kid sister/aspiring modelÂ Ali Lohan denies changing her face, despite her face being changed. More
It all takes place on the pages of a magazine. More
Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan went to court. Also yesterday, Lindsay Lohan left court. In handcuffs. The former actress was taken into custody for missing nine (count em, nine) of her scheduled community service obligations. This seems like a perfect opportunity for Lohan to publically bitch about how, like, unfair people are being to her because she’s famous, how’s she’s doing fine, totally not doing drugs and those weren’t her pants. Consequently, it’s an even betterÂ opportunityÂ for Dina Lohan to whine ad nauseam about the media’s treatment of “[her] child.” And Ali Lohan is off somewhere, too, but no one recognizes her.
Anyway, this isn’t a law blog so we’re not going to delve any deeper into Lohan’s legal troubles (we are also lazy). This is a fashion and beauty blog, though, so we are going to address her bronzer problems. Lohan appeared in court with a pretty intense attempt at contouring but at least she didn’t write “fuck u” on her nails this time, or something similarly infantile.Â What were you thinking, Lohan?
…If this gallery is to be believed, Linsday Lohan is never thinking. More
This week, images of Ali Lohan hit the internet and caused a stir. This was odd because normally, no one pays attention to Ali Lohan. They barely pay attention to her sister anymore, for that matter. Anyway, they caused a stir because Ali looks like a completely different human: plasticine skin, hyper-sculpted chin, swollen lips and cheekbones that look like they came out of a Jell-O mold. More