Topic: Ali Lohan

Gallery: Lindsay Lohan’s Worst Tans & Bronzer Abuses

Gallery: Lindsay Lohan's Worst Tans & Bronzer Abuses

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan went to court. Also yesterday, Lindsay Lohan left court. In handcuffs. The former actress was taken into custody for missing nine (count em, nine) of her scheduled community service obligations. This seems like a perfect opportunity for Lohan to publically bitch about how, like, unfair people are being to her because she’s famous, how’s she’s doing fine, totally not doing drugs and those weren’t her pants. Consequently, it’s an even better opportunity for Dina Lohan to whine ad nauseam about the media’s treatment of “[her] child.” And Ali Lohan is off somewhere, too, but no one recognizes her.

Anyway, this isn’t a law blog so we’re not going to delve any deeper into Lohan’s legal troubles (we are also lazy). This is a fashion and beauty blog, though, so we are going to address her bronzer problems. Lohan appeared in court with a pretty intense attempt at contouring but at least she didn’t write “fuck u” on her nails this time, or something similarly infantile. What were you thinking, Lohan?

…If this gallery is to be believed, Linsday Lohan is never thinking. More »

Lindsay Lohan, NEXT Model Manageement Both Deny Ali Has Ever Had Plastic Surgery [UPDATED]

Lindsay Lohan, NEXT Model Manageement Both Deny Ali Has Ever Had Plastic Surgery [UPDATED]

This week, images of Ali Lohan hit the internet and caused a stir. This was odd because normally, no one pays attention to Ali Lohan. They barely pay attention to her sister anymore, for that matter. Anyway, they caused a stir because Ali looks like a completely different human: plasticine skin, hyper-sculpted chin, swollen lips and cheekbones that look like they came out of a Jell-O mold. More »