If you envy James Franco‘s character from Spring Breakers but have always thought he wasn’t dressed enough like apl.de.ap, these crazy outfits are for you. More
Editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff received a very strange press release this week. It began, “Rumor is spreading that Arianna Huffington might be an extra-terrestrial living beneath the guise of a renowned public figure and media empress.” HA HA! They said. HA HA!
But… what if? More
Before you go see Cowboys & Aliens this weekend, you should know some things about it. Warning: spoilers follow. More
I don’t want to spoil the ending of Cowboys and Aliens, but I’m pretty sure that Olivia Wilde is the prettiest. But how do other classic cowboys and aliens compare? Let’s catch them in their best attire and vote on … More
Ronald Reagan said so! More
Especially Beatric’s remarkable tan alien symbol? I think I’d wear them if I were cast in a movie where I was supposed to play someone from the future. Maybe that’s what Beatrice is making a statement about. She’s indicating with fashion instead of words that Kate and Will are the future. Yes. Yes, that makes sense.
You know how they say that people have big hair because it’s full of secrets? Oh, come on, sure you do. You’ve seen Mean Girls. I believe that women have big hair because they’re aliens and hatching alien children inside … More
You love your dog, and you love your partner. Easy, right? Not when one of them is determined to destroy the other. – YourTango
Need some tips on who not to date? You should probably avoid these men who do things like store weed in their kid’s diaper or say Martians made them go to a strip club. – TruTV
Ever wondered what a guy is thinking when he proposes to a woman? Now you know. But don’t say we didn’t warn you. – Esquire
You know how every group of friends has that one person who hands out condoms and lectures you about your sex habits? There’s a name for that, and it’s “safer sex scold.” – Em & Lo
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So I’m browsing through LA Weekly, and I stumble across a blurb about a group called GoTopless, and their recent parade about Venice, CA with tatas blowing in the wind in order to “help women ‘perceive their breasts as noble, … More
Beth! Last week, we asked you to tell us about your favorite alien to win a signed copy of I Am Number Four (and a T-shirt). The book goes on sale today, and you can buy it on Amazon for … More
At least, the Elohim representatives on Earth do. We really can’t speak for all aliens. And that’s only according to his holiness Rael (leader of the Raelian movement) who loves both Gianni Versace and Karl Lagerfeld. Unfortunately, on their planet … More
Splice is opening tonight. We caught the screening of it yesterday, and can tell you with authority that it’s better than Sex and the City 2. It also left us feeling really, really uncomfortable. Basically, it details the exploits of … More
Nothing makes me want to buy footwear like knowing that aliens all keep their shoes on during their extra flexible alien orgies. Those shoes must be really comfortable. Or else, they’re all just getting whacked in the face periodically, but … More