I was thinking the other day about money and work and how those things relate to me, and suddenly I thought “what if I get addicted to cocaine or meth and end up having to sell all of my belongings … More
Topic: Allie Brosh
It can be frustrating when someone you love doesn’t love you back. Luckily, there are some steps you can take to remedy the situation. 1. Classical conditioning 2. Scent-mediated deprogramming Disable the reasoning center of her brain by coating yourself with a variety of extremely strong, unrelated scents … More
When you’re being broken up with, you may feel helpless and unable to prevent the heartache before you. But that’s because you aren’t trying hard enough! Here are five strategies to manipulate your way out of a break up. 1. … More
I know, I know, despite the awesome clip I just posted, you don’t like teen movies. Make an exception for Easy-A. It details the adventures of Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone). She’s an innocuous high school student until she helps her … More
As a shy and socially awkward fourteen-year-old who had never been employed before, I applied to be a bus-girl at a local restaurant and, to my surprise, they actually hired me. I was really nervous, so I showed up 45 … More
During the first few weeks of every one of my relationships, I’ve gone through a weird little transition period of panic and questioning. It doesn’t matter how much I like the person. It always happens. In the beginning, there is … More
More and more people are turning to the internet to find love. Dating sites, Craigslist and even many forums are full of potential soul mates. But writing an original ad or making your profile stand out can be tiresome. That’s … More
Girls are total suckers for romance, so it makes sense that the perfect way end to a romantic relationship is with a romantic breakup. Impress you future ex-girlfriend with these four creative ways to finish on a high note. More
In the modern workplace, everyone wants to stand out as a leader. Everyone wants to be respected and admired by their coworkers. This is normally achieved through hard work, dedication and good interpersonal skills, but I’m going to give you … More
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People aren’t satisfied with regular sex anymore. They want to shake things up and explore new frontiers. They want excitement and possibly even danger. If you are looking for new ways to bring excitement into your sex life, look no further. The following five techniques are virtually guaranteed to turn you into a goddess of unpredictability. 1. The Sniper There’s no better way to create surprise and excitement than randomly ambushing your partner at a time of great vulnerability. Hide in the bathtub and wait for your partner to come in and try … More
It’s really hard to get enough Allie Brosh, because she is like the crack-cocaine of picture maker-writers. If you’ve already read about how to make zombies beautiful and the horror-show that is the sandal boot, then maybe you’ll appreciate Allie … More
Sequins. What would the world be without them? Before you answer, wouldn’t you like to know a little more about how useful they are? Read on… Sequins are almost infinitely useful. To elaborate on that assertion, here’s some indisputable proof: … More
Last week we helped Chloe learn how to use body glitter and Axe spray to distract from the fact that she is basically just a walking corpse. This week, we’ll be taking our expertise to the next level and beautifying … More
Liesel was feeling good! She’s followed all of Allie Brosh’s tips. She was wearing a big puffy dress to detract from all the massive wounds and had prettily powdered her rapidly decaying flesh. You could hardly tell she was a … More