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Last week on ZOMBeauty, we helped Karen learn to dress right for her level of decay. This week, we are going to take on a tougher case. Our second zombie is Chloe. Chloe has been undead for a little over … More
Our first zombie is Karen. Karen is fairly new to being undead, so her flesh is still sort of supple and she doesn’t smell horribly yet. She died in a massacre, so she’s totally covered in blood and her neck … More
Dear sandal boots: Are you being serious? When I saw a pair of you for the first time, I thought you were joking, but your ongoing presence in society has me questioning that first assumption of mine. Do you … More
If you are a hipster, your lifestyle comes with some unique challenges during the summer; namely, how to not die from hyperthermia under all those layers and copious ironic accessories. As a hipster, you can’t just abandon your scraggly facial … More
Last week we talked about The Flattener – a revolutionary new product that uses the power of gravity to crush the fatness out of you. The week before that, we took a look at a product called Weasel Belt that … More
Happy Father’s Day! Why don’t you celebrate by looking back on some of the best posts of TheGloss this week and never, ever sharing them with your father. This week… We interviewed Dov Charney, who thinks that 1) American Apparel … More
Remember when we talked about the Weasel Belt? That was so much fun!! Ah, memories. But the fun isn’t over yet! This week, we’ll be highlighting the next line of products in our three-part weight-control extravaganza! Introducing… This is pure, … More
Are you one of the millions of people frustrated by get-thin-quick schemes? Sick of buying every vibrating belt, shaking weight and diet pill you come across only to be devastated by the total lack of results? Well, you might be … More
Have you ever noticed how limited the functions of most bags and purses are? I mean, they’re basically just oversized containers for your trinkets. But what if your bag was more than that? What if it could fight crime … More
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Look Pants, I see Allie Brosh has already had a little talk with you. And she tried to be nice. She tried to be understanding. Because she loves you. But pants, I am here to tell you that your behavior … More
Forget barbecues and the beach – the best way to spend your Memorial Day weekend is reading posts you might have missed on TheGloss this week. Here are a couple of our favorites: The Eurovision Song Contest may have chosen … More
I haven’t always been such an extreme, indisputable expert at fashion. No, there was a time in my life when I looked like this: That’s me at a dog show with my dog, Murphy. We won runner-up grand champion because … More
It’s been a long week. Luckily, our mascot Terry Ratterson is always around to keep us company. Here are some of our favorite posts from the week: There was a poll for the best dresses of the last 50 years. … More
Dear pants; You are out of control. I’m calling all of you out right now. You need to learn some boundaries. You are an article of clothing designed to cover two legs and the general pelvic area. There is no … More
