It’s a well-known fact among people who know me that I hate football. When my boyfriend revealed to me that he needed to watch “the game” while we were away on vacation this past weekend, it was like he’d torn off his human face to reveal himself to be some sort of alien/insect creature, so I promptly inserted my earplugs and started reading a book about masochism. (True story!) But the people who go to football games often wear things that showcase how much most straight dudes suck at costumes, and I think that’s funny, so here are some pictures. More
Who wants to feel ashamed!?
Okay, wait – who wants to feel ashamed, out of our US readership!? More
Are you curious? Let’s think about the staging instructions they must have given this little girl. Let’s call her America. More
You’re going someplace for the long weekend? You’re going no place? You have some sort of feelings about this holiday? Let’s find out everything about what kind of person you are!
Obviously: don’t take the holiday literally by draping yourself in a red and white striped shirt paired with blue, starred cut-offs, because that would be terrible (you don’t want to be terrible!). But if you want to show a little spirit over the weekend, here’s our picks for good 4th of July-inspired fashions that won’t look costume-y. Good patriotic (or just vaguely patriotic) stuff from Soludos, J Brand, Marc by Marc, Converse, Fendi and many more. More
She’s super cute! More
You love the 4th of July. And you love cats. In other words, you are an all-American single woman. More
Or, I guess what I really mean is, how are they not as cripplingly obese as the rest of us? What are they doing right? Oh, and this is my question because I can’t begin to understand why we’ve universally gained weight in a 10 year period. Chipolte? Yeah, probably that.
So, here are some theories I have about people in Colorado: More
Gibbs Senior High School Prom, Saint Petersburg, Florida 1986 Day in the Life of America.
Apparently gender based spending is hurting retailers, because women refuse to spend! Because: Women are far more pessimistic about the economic outlook, with just 21% of women surveyed prepared to say the economy was “strong” (compared to 38% of men) … More
That’s right, I said it. I don’t want to watch the Super Bowl. I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL.
What I do like, though — and the primary reason I go to Super Bowl parties in the first place — is to eat delicious, unhealthy food. So along those lines, here are five very enjoyable things that I might do instead of watching the Super Bowl, that you can do too: More
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Angelina Jolie has taken pretentious to a whole new level and officially declared she hates Thanksgiving, which inadvertently means she hates America. She’s already pulled a Madonna and donned a fake non-American accent, and now she is “grossed out” and refuses to celebrate the most American holiday. More