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Last night, Bruce Jenner was on Andy Cohen‘s Watch What Happens Live to talk about the Olympics and compete against Amy Sedaris in various Cohen-invented categories like “ball sack” and “awkward hug.” He also made an inappropriate crack about picking up “girls with big asses,” i.e. his wife and step-daughters. What the hell? More
Sometimes, when people have a lot of money and are really successful at one thing, they start thinking they are good at everything. Take Bravo’s Andy Cohen, for example. He was a network executive when Bravo was still just “that channel that has Project Runway” and helped turn them into a marquee TV brand. But he got overconfident and started thinking that he also had a talent at hosting – he now has a blog on Bravo’s website and hosts their Real Housewives reunions. He sucks at it. More
I love Real Housewives.
I just can’t help it. I’m not ashamed to say that all my TV needs can be met on the Bravo channel. From Orange County to New Jersey, I’ve watched ‘em all. More
All the women of Saturday Night Live gathered together last night for a “Women of SNL” special. In one hilarious skit, they impersonate the Real Housewives at a reunion special. The skit was hosted by the adorable, long-suffering host and mediator of the Real Housewives specials, Andy Cohen. Though, it is difficult to nail down exactly who’s who of the Housewives, I think I’ve figured it out: More
There’s always one. The cities may change, and cast members may come and go, but no matter where you look, there’s always one lunatic on each season. But maybe you don’t watch the show. (How else could you possibly be … More
Yesterday we posted Tim Gunn’s “It Gets Better” video, in which he urged gay teenagers who might be experiencing thoughts of suicide to realize that “it gets better” as one gets older. This was made after 4 teenage boys committed … More
“This is sickening. I don’t want to watch anymore. I’m going to bed.”
So spake my wise and reality-TV weary fiance, midway through the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion last night, summarizing what I and millions of other viewers likely felt at about 10:30/9:30 central last night.
And go to bed is exactly what I would have done, in order to hopefully bleed my eyes dry of the shitshow to which I bore witness courtesy of Bravo, were it not for my utter devotion to you, gentle Gloss readers, and conveying back to you all the horrific, gruesome, dirty, foul things that went on last night during that shameful hour of programming. I trust the rest of you turned it off in order to salvage your dignity, so here’s what happened. More
