In honor of the birthday of its feline mascot Matilda, New York’s Algonquin Hotel holds a cat fashion show each year. This would be a great idea, if 1.) cats enjoyed wearing clothes, and 2.) cats knew what the fuck a fashion show is. As it is, it seems more like an indicator of who should maybe have their pets taken away by animal control than the glamorous couture parade its participants seem to fancy. Nonetheless: it is hilarious. Here are the top ten most pissed off looking cats from this year’s extravaganza. More
Topic: animal abuse
Dear Ke$ha, I like your boots.
Pete Doherty superfans like myself finally have something to live for: he is designing a line of men’s jewelry. Doherty has showed a lot of interest in forging a career outside of music since he is basically way too huge of a trainwreck to record songs and play instruments. His more notable forays outside of rock music are 1) creating artworks made of his own blood, 2) looking confusingly hot as a Cavalli model and 3) communing with his mouse friends (more on that in a minute). More