Topic: animals

Whales Have Adopted A Deformed Dolphin

Whales Have Adopted A Deformed Dolphin

Animals are people, too!

No, they’re not, not really. But I remember a scene in this terrible Greg Kinnear movie called Dear God where the characters say that the ability to care about people other than ourselves, even different from ourselves, is what separates man from beast. Wrong! Incorrect, Greg Kinnear movie! A pack of whales has accepted a deformed dolphin into their midst and now he is a part of their whale family. More »

I Would Like To Visit Scotland And See Some Ponies Wearing Sweaters

I Would Like To Visit Scotland And See Some Ponies Wearing Sweaters

I don’t ask for much, but I would like to go to a place where ponies wear sweaters, and is everything is beautiful and cozy. It’s stupid cold here, and no one is getting me a sweater. Maybe I just want a wooly sweater. Maybe I just wish I were as adorable as a much loved pony. I don’t know. But the answer to everything is “go to Scotland, cold American, everything is adorable there.” On that note, the Visit Scotland Facebook page is now showcasing these ponies: More »

10 Weird Animal Mating Rituals That May Remind You Of Your Boyfriend

10 Weird Animal Mating Rituals That May Remind You Of Your Boyfriend
Hippopotamus
Giraffes
Tortoise
Porcupine
Flatworm

Men are like wild animals. They fight, they’re filthy, and they will resort to some pretty dirty tricks to get you to sleep with them. They’re also insanely competitive, and sometimes puke in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Some animals have some pretty bizarre mating rituals that sound eerily family. Maybe even too familiar. Here are the ten most bizarre mating rituals in the animal kingdom — and some reasons why they remind me of my boyfriend. More »

Awesome Animals I Would Date (If I Were Also An Animal Or Into That)

Awesome Animals I Would Date (If I Were Also An Animal Or Into That)
Ham the AstroChimp
Paul the Psychic Octopus
Mike the Headless Chicken
Wojtek The Polish Soldier Bear
J. Fred Muggs

Lets skip the whole bestiality discussion and just imagine a beautiful world where awesome humans and awesome animals could go on awesome dates together. These animals will love you whenever, listen to you always, and are probably way more interesting than any human I could persuade to ride a two-seater bicycle with me (that’s really what dating is in my mind).

I mean, who wouldn’t date an Astro Chimp or a Solider Bear who smokes cigarettes and eats them?

Only a fool who hates fun. More »

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