Topic: animals

I Would Like To Visit Scotland And See Some Ponies Wearing Sweaters

I Would Like To Visit Scotland And See Some Ponies Wearing Sweaters

I don’t ask for much, but I would like to go to a place where ponies wear sweaters, and is everything is beautiful and cozy. It’s stupid cold here, and no one is getting me a sweater. Maybe I just want a wooly sweater. Maybe I just wish I were as adorable as a much loved pony. I don’t know. But the answer to everything is “go to Scotland, cold American, everything is adorable there.” On that note, the Visit Scotland Facebook page is now showcasing these ponies: More »

10 Weird Animal Mating Rituals That May Remind You Of Your Boyfriend

10 Weird Animal Mating Rituals That May Remind You Of Your Boyfriend

Men are like wild animals. They fight, they’re filthy, and they will resort to some pretty dirty tricks to get you to sleep with them. They’re also insanely competitive, and sometimes puke in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Some animals have some pretty bizarre mating rituals that sound eerily family. Maybe even too familiar. Here are the ten most bizarre mating rituals in the animal kingdom — and some reasons why they remind me of my boyfriend. More »

Awesome Animals I Would Date (If I Were Also An Animal Or Into That)

Awesome Animals I Would Date (If I Were Also An Animal Or Into That)

Lets skip the whole bestiality discussion and just imagine a beautiful world where awesome humans and awesome animals could go on awesome dates together. These animals will love you whenever, listen to you always, and are probably way more interesting than any human I could persuade to ride a two-seater bicycle with me (that’s really what dating is in my mind).

I mean, who wouldn’t date an Astro Chimp or a Solider Bear who smokes cigarettes and eats them?

Only a fool who hates fun. More »

Gallery: 10 Articles Of Clothing That Can Kill You

Gallery: 10 Articles Of Clothing That Can Kill You

Did you know your beloved tapered pants are slowly draining the life out of you like a sexy, slimming anaconda? It’s true; the Wall Street Journal said so. Furthermore, did you know there are loads of even worse things coming that will kill you even faster and more effectively? Trends are great like that, always trying to top each other. Here are ten articles of clothing (both currently popular, and coming in 2013) that will almost definitely inflict severe harm on that frail physical vessel you call a body. You’ve been warned. More »

What Was Up With That Anti-Humane Society Ad That Ran During The Oscars?

What Was Up With That Anti-Humane Society Ad That Ran During The Oscars?

If you forgot to mute the commercials during the Oscars last night, you might have seen a strange attack ad about how you should not, under any circumstances, donate money to The Humane Society, because they only give 1% of their donation money to “local shelters.” What the hell was that all about? Isn’t The Humane Society pretty well-regarded for their work helping adorable animals in trouble? Who hates our furry friends enough to run an ad like this, and furthermore, has the money to do so during the Oscars? More »

I Hate Animal Videos

I Hate Animal Videos

When I first got a job writing on the internet, I was asked what I thought the most popular item on the CNN was. I think I guessed “things pertaining to left wing politics.” I guessed that because I have twisted, ongoing love affair with logic. The correct answer was “animal videos!”
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Gallery: Adorable Animals Model Accessories In VIVA! Moda

Gallery: Adorable Animals Model Accessories In VIVA! Moda

You might not be able to put lipstick on a pig, but did you know they look amazing in fancy necklaces? I don’t care what the killjoy Bible says, pearls and swine are a great combination.

This month’s edition of Polish fashion mag VIVA! Moda features a great editorial in which accessories are modeled by various types of furry and scaly little friends. Does it make you want to buy the things featured, or simply reduce your bacon intake? Click through to find out. More »