Topic: animals

Horse Wears Jeans, Doesn’t Give A Sh*t

This handsome, well-dressed horse might just be the new honey badger. More »

Gallery: 10 Articles Of Clothing That Can Kill You

Did you know your beloved tapered pants are slowly draining the life out of you like a sexy, slimming anaconda? It’s true; the Wall Street Journal said so. Furthermore, did you know there are loads of even worse things coming that will kill you even faster and more effectively? Trends are great like that, always trying to top each other. Here are ten articles of clothing (both currently popular, and coming in 2013) that will almost definitely inflict severe harm on that frail physical vessel you call a body. You’ve been warned. More »

What Was Up With That Anti-Humane Society Ad That Ran During The Oscars?

If you forgot to mute the commercials during the Oscars last night, you might have seen a strange attack ad about how you should not, under any circumstances, donate money to The Humane Society, because they only give 1% of their donation money to “local shelters.” What the hell was that all about? Isn’t The Humane Society pretty well-regarded for their work helping adorable animals in trouble? Who hates our furry friends enough to run an ad like this, and furthermore, has the money to do so during the Oscars? More »

I Hate Animal Videos

When I first got a job writing on the internet, I was asked what I thought the most popular item on the CNN was. I think I guessed “things pertaining to left wing politics.” I guessed that because I have twisted, ongoing love affair with logic. The correct answer was “animal videos!”
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Gallery: Adorable Animals Model Accessories In VIVA! Moda

You might not be able to put lipstick on a pig, but did you know they look amazing in fancy necklaces? I don’t care what the killjoy Bible says, pearls and swine are a great combination.

This month’s edition of Polish fashion mag VIVA! Moda features a great editorial in which accessories are modeled by various types of furry and scaly little friends. Does it make you want to buy the things featured, or simply reduce your bacon intake? Click through to find out. More »

Gallery: Lily Cole Rides A Space Ship With A Panther In Vogue Russia

In the January issue of Vogue Russia, a standout editorial features model Lily Cole alongside a black panther in some sort of white space room, wearing thousands of dollars worth of couture. It says something about the fashion industry’s excess that this editorial reads as fairly stripped down and basic. Anyway, click through to see Lily Cole in various smashing spring 2012 looks by Alexander McQueen, Louis Vuitton, Marni, and others. More »

Video: Happy Holidays From Siku The Orhpaned Polar Bear Cub

Happy holiday weekend, everyone! By now, you’re probably on your way to spend time with your maybe great, maybe awful families. Postpone the inevitable by watching this adorable video. More »

Video: Katherine Heigl Explains Why She Hates Balls

Example: their size fluctuates unpredictably. More »

Daily Abords/Disturbs: Cat Forces Turtle Into Cuddle

A loving, loving cuddle. More »

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Gallery: Slut-o-ween Is Not Just For Humans

If you think dogs are exempt from Slut-o-ween by virtue of belonging to a species that doesn’t understand the concept of “sexy clothing,” think again. Just because they have no fucking clue what’s going on doesn’t mean humans aren’t going to cram them into the most ridiculous little dog outfits they can find, and then get mad when they pee and poop all over them. In honor of Slut-o-ween Week, I’ve scoured the Internet for the absolute finest in canine sluttire. And because I’m an evil cat person, there are a few cats at the end, as a bonus. (Cats rule.) More »

Hand-Knitted Sweaters Save Penguins From Death, Adorably

A recent oil spill in New Zealand has spelled doom for many of the aquatic birds who make their home in and around the coast there. Fortunately for them, a bunch of people have pitched in to knit them little sweaters(!) that will keep them alive until they get cleaned. More »