Topic: anti-valentines day

Do you even know about the origin of Valentine’s Day? Some Christian kept putting his cock in glory holes until a lion bit it off. I think at the Coliseum? And then I guess Old Dickless Believer went and told everyone the Romans did it (back when they were feeding Christian dicks to lions all the time because they needed something to watch while trying to be Greek or whatever) and I guess he was made into a Saint because a man without a dick is like a kiss without moustache, like Mick without Keith, like a Jonathan Safran Foer novel without me wanting to put a twee gun in my mouth, More »