Topic: apocalypse

Fashion And Accessories For The Impending Apocalypse

Fashion And Accessories For The Impending Apocalypse
Alexander McQueen Knuckle-Duster Clutch
Sword Earrings
Pistol-Shaped Flower Vase
Bottle-Opener Ring
John Deere 16" Steel Toe Miner's Boot

Here at TheGloss, we are not afraid to help out in all manner of issues that require some fashion troubleshooting. In this case, we are not afraid to make sure you stay chic, warm, comfortable and deathly effective during the impending apocalypse. What kind, you ask? I’m not sure, so maybe a kind of general, broad-stroke apocalypse featuring mutants, zombies, flesh-eating virus, what have you. Let’s just say computers did it. More »

Gallery: Nerd Nite’s Best Pick-Up Lines

Gallery: Nerd Nite's Best Pick-Up Lines
%22In%20A%20Post-Apocalyptic%20World,%20How%20Would%20Society%20Even%20Use%20You?%22
%22If%20You%20Were%20A%20Font,%20You'd%20Be%20Fine%20Print.%22
%22I%20Was%20The%20World's%20First%20Test-Tube%20Baby%22
%22Computers%20Make%20Me%20Horny%22
%22If%20I%20Saw%20You%20In%20The%20Library,%20I'd%20Check%20You%20Out.%22

We know that every single one of you would have loved to have been at Nerd Nite in Brooklyn last Friday. Because you would have learned about the history of illegal pinball! And Monopoly (ripped off from a secretary, a tale of betrayal)! And, oh, you could have done the Nerd Nite speed dating. If you couldn’t be there, don’t worry, we kept track of the 10 best nerdy pick-up lines, and recorded them here: More »