I don’t care what age I am now. Or live to be. I want to be Felicity Huffman, specifically her upper half. I do not, however, want William H. Macy’s hair. But, alas. He’s William H. Macy. Dude can do … More
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This is 100 percent an all-out Gaby move. And yet, Eva Longoria Parker made it. So here’s the story: Once upon a time, Eva Longoria joined Twitter. (@EvaLongoria). Then she posted a link about her husband, Tony Parker. The link … More
OK, so there was the kiss between Gaby and Susan…which was a whole lot of hype, very little hot, and nothing more than an attempt to entice a husband or two to watch the show. That’s NOT what we devoted … More
OK, so I swear I have no intentions of renaming this blog DesperateMetcalfe.com. He’s just been in the news a lot lately! It’s like he came out of hibernation and is making the promotion circuit — only dude’s got nothing … More
Here’s a shot of Teri Hatcher headed to visit The Late Show with David Letterman. I’m reeeeally not in love with this dress. The flouncy boob-sleeves (beeves? slreasts?) make her tiny frame look huge, and the rouching around her stomach … More
I find it hard to believe that many stars actually make real resolutions — ones that they keep, anyway. But this one from Eva Longoria? I believe. She told Robin Leach that she wants to spend more “love time” with … More
If I were ranking Hollywood tushies — and I am — then I’d have to say that the cutest two belong to these women, Eva Longoria Parker and Kim Kardashian. I didn’t even know they were friends, but here they … More
Ahh, much to the dismay of all the Orson haters/Karl lovers, it looks like Orson won’t die in the plane crash that hits Wisteria Lane, so say Kristin dos Santos of E! E! talked to Kyle MacLachlan at the Victoria’s … More
This shouldabeen taken with a grain of salt anyway, but the National Enquirer reported over the weekend that because of budgetary reasons, the “Desperate Housewives” gods were going to kill/eliminate Drea de Matteo off the show. Not so, says E!’s … More
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Eva Longoria Parker, o…m…g. Let’s spell out what this acronym means, shall we? O: Stands for one-shouldered red dress. Obviously Eva knows red look this fantastic on her. That’s why she wore it to the Hollywood Reporter’s Philanthropist of the … More
With the increasing H1N1 pandemic, it really was only a matter of time before it came to Wisteria Lane. Or did it? Rumors have been flying around the Internet since yesterday evening about our poor Teri Hatcher coming down with … More
Whoooooooaa, Eva! Totally dark, totally sexy, totally hot, but you look a little like Uma Thurman in “Pulp Fiction” meets Elvira. And that’s not a bad thing, if you can pull it off. I’m pretty sure that’s not a problem, … More
So here are a few things we know now: 1. Kathy Najimy — you know her as Sister Mary Patrick from “Sister Act” and the voice of Peggy from “King of the Hill” — will appear as a cop on … More
As far as I’m concerned, it’s been the Week of Gorgeous Longoria. But a fantastic fashion sense only means so much until you hit the streets of Paris and look like … well, if you’re Eva Longoria Parker, you look … More