Topic: ashlee simpson

An Open Letter to Wilmer Valderrama

An Open Letter to Wilmer Valderrama

Dear Wilmer,

So I hear you’re dating Demi Lovato. I’m sure she really needs your love in her life right now since she has all these demons to face and rehab to get out of and stuff. So your love and attention is probably a blessing for her right now. Oh wait, except it probably isn’t. In fact, it’s probably the exact opposite of a blessing. And why is that? Because you’re a skeeze who dates starlets and then dumps them as soon as they start zeroing in on their nineteenth birthdays, and then tells sex stories about them on Howard Stern. Before you try to do your “I’m a foreigner” accent again and feign innocence, let me jog your memory for a bit. More »

Fashion Disasters: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Fashion Disasters: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Oh, Ashlee. I remember the days when you had your own reality show and dated Wilmer Valderrama. I remember how you coyly teased the press about your alleged nose job and then had a baby with the guy from Fall Out Boy who shows his penis on the internet. And you, like your sister, are now famous for… I’m not sure. A lot of people aren’t really famous for anything, so I can’t More »

10 Celebrity Siblings Who Need to Go Away

10 Celebrity Siblings Who Need to Go Away

There’s some pretty annoying people out there. A lot of them are celebrities. And a lot of celebrities are related to each other. But you know how it goes in show biz. You either all succeed as a family like the Gyllenhaals, or the lesser family members feed off the famous ones. That’s what makes these celebrity siblings annoying. I think they just need to find a nice, quiet secluded place out of the shadows of their more preferable sibling’s spotlights to find solitude and happiness. It’ll be much better for all of us that way. More »