Topic: Ashley Tisdale

Red Carpet Rundown: Everyone We Could Identify At The 2013 Kid’s Choice Awards

Red Carpet Rundown: Everyone We Could Identify At The 2013 Kid's Choice Awards

The challenge in writing about the Kid’s Choice Awards–held over the weekend in LA–is that 1) we don’t mock children on the internet (even when their stylists had a big, dumb field day) and 2) we’re getting to the age where we have no fucking clue who half these people are.

Ahead, we give it out best shot with Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Alba, Johnny Depp and Ke$ha, sweet Ke$ha. More »

Gallery: Very, Very Bad Fashions At The Step Up Revolution Premiere

Gallery: Very, Very Bad Fashions At The Step Up Revolution Premiere

We know what you’re thinking: “Holy shit! They made another Step Up movie?” Yes, they did. It’s called Step Up Revolution (they ran out of numbers, we guess). Now that that’s out of the way, the premiere was last night and it hosted much terrible fashion, the likes of which we seldom see outside the hideous confines of an MTV Awards Show. Let’s have a look! More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Bonus Fashions From The 2011 MTV VMAs After Party

Red Carpet Rundown: Bonus Fashions From The 2011 MTV VMAs After Party

Have you checked out our galleries of the (comparatively) best dressed and the just outlandishly awful worst dressed at the MTV Video Music Awards last night? Well, if you haven’t gotten your fill of super tight sparkly mini dresses, here’s a bonus for you: the after party looks. Surprisingly, they were a little more subdued. ++Katy Perry’s wardrobe changes. More »

Gallery: 5 Things I Learned From ‘Hellcats’

Gallery: 5 Things I Learned From 'Hellcats'

I’m not going to lie – as soon as the main character in Hellcats said she hated the Freemasons because the gave us Dan Brown, I decided I really liked her. Because I hate the Freemasons and America, and I’m using TheGloss as my political platform. No, because it was a female character on the CW who knew who the Freemasons were and referenced them casually in conversation. Then she earnestly shouted at her college’s dean “you know what keeps me alive? Hope. You kill my dreams, you kill me!” And I remembered I was watching a show called Hellcats about cheerleaders. I still learned a lot, though. About dreams. And pyramids More »