I’m normally carrying a giant water bottle, a book, a planner, fifteen pens, one pair of socks, sunscreen, a wallet, snacks, a Costco-size box of tampons, and about seven to ten pounds of receipts and gum wrappers at any given time. I hate the feeling of being off balance, and so I’m happy to carry around my truly inordinate amount of possessions that I need to have on my person at all times on my back. More
There’s a lot of ways to celebrate Presidents Day, including reading some erotica, buying some knick knacks, or celebrating presidential sex pots. Once you get done with all that, you may want to check out the Presidents Day weekend sales, either ending today or tomorrow. I recommend engaging in my favorite activity: slightly tipsy online shopping–you’ll be inspired to try something bold, and you might even forget you bought it, meaning a surprise is on it’s way to your house. It’s like a surprise present from your past self! More
If you want to shlump around in sweaters but look put together, try one of these sweaters with elbow patches to keep things classy. More
This weekend, a middle school girl wore a unicorn sweater to a basketball game. ASOS sold out of it. Immediately. More
Even Michelle Obama shops here sometimes, and there’s something she’s worn on this list. More
ASOS decided the best way to get you to buy more of their cut-rate fashion is to sign an ASOS house band, Man Like Me, to tempt you with weird, campy music. More
We rounded up 15 witchy-cool ankle boots for you to wear this Fall. More
It’s Columbus Day, apparently. To those of you currently in the office, it doesn’t make much difference–to those lucky few who have the day off, cherish this time spent in your pajamas and rummaging through deep discounts online. Here’s 10 sales not to be missed, provided you’re already not doing anything better… More
Last week, we brought you 10 dresses you could wear as Halloween costumes that also happen to work for any old occasion on other days of the year. Still, there are plenty of you out there who can’t be bothered with a costume–or simply have no need–but will still be attending parties for the holiday weekend. We’re here with some helpful suggestions for seasonally-appropriate, subtly theme-y pieces that comprise 13 Awesome Looks for Your Grown-Up, Costume-Free Halloween Party. More
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Halloween is fun and great and wonderful… until you end up spending $100+ to cobble together some costume you’ll wear for a single drunken evening before it sinks to the back of your closet, never to be worn again (those whiskey stains don’t help).
So, we’re here to help: these ten dresses will work great for various decade-spanning Halloween costumes… but you can also repeat wear them because they’re not actually costumes. Sure, you might spend a little more, but you also get a nice dress out of it. More
I sometimes read what the websites have painstakingly crafted to describe their wares, and come up with my own descriptions anyway. More
Girls can have their barely legal Victoria’s Secret angels and the wares they are hocking, I will be over here with my fellow middle-aged vixen Dita and wearing a retro set that leaves no space for the argument that women of a certain age can no longer be sexy. More
Actually, this is a pretty big bargain at only 8.44 and I think we should all get one and wear them at all times, while also looking really sad when we go about our business. You can wear it grocery shopping! Clubbing! To your next dental appointment! It’s an embellished design with spike details and a silver tone finish. Just like you, my glamourous little pork chop, just like you. More