Topic: Asos

10 Surprisingly Grown-Up Backpacks Under $100

10 Surprisingly Grown-Up Backpacks Under $100

I’m normally carrying a giant water bottle, a book, a planner, fifteen pens, one pair of socks, sunscreen, a wallet, snacks, a Costco-size box of tampons, and about seven to ten pounds of receipts and gum wrappers at any given time. I hate the feeling of being off balance, and so I’m happy to carry around my truly inordinate amount of possessions that I need to have on my person at all times on my back. More »

The 20 Best Presidents Day Sales You Should Jump On ASAP

The 20 Best Presidents Day Sales You Should Jump On ASAP

There’s a lot of ways to celebrate Presidents Day, including reading some erotica, buying some knick knacks, or celebrating presidential sex pots. Once you get done with all that, you may want to check out the Presidents Day weekend sales, either ending today or tomorrow. I recommend engaging in my favorite activity: slightly tipsy online shopping–you’ll be inspired to try something bold, and you might even forget you bought it, meaning a surprise is on it’s way to your house. It’s like a surprise present from your past self! More »

13 Awesome Looks For Your Grown-Up, Costume-Free Halloween

13 Awesome Looks For Your Grown-Up, Costume-Free Halloween

Last week, we brought you 10 dresses you could wear as Halloween costumes that also happen to work for any old occasion on other days of the year. Still, there are plenty of you out there who can’t be bothered with a costume–or simply have no need–but will still be attending parties for the holiday weekend. We’re here with some helpful suggestions for seasonally-appropriate, subtly theme-y pieces that comprise 13 Awesome Looks for Your Grown-Up, Costume-Free Halloween Party. More »

10 Awesome Dresses You Can Use For Halloween (And After!)

10 Awesome Dresses You Can Use For Halloween (And After!)

Halloween is fun and great and wonderful… until you end up spending $100+ to cobble together some costume you’ll wear for a single drunken evening before it sinks to the back of your closet, never to be worn again (those whiskey stains don’t help).

So, we’re here to help: these ten dresses will work great for various decade-spanning Halloween costumes… but you can also repeat wear them because they’re not actually costumes. Sure, you might spend a little more, but you also get a nice dress out of it. More »

Would You Like A Silver-Plated Spider Shoved Up Your Hipster Nose?

Would You Like A Silver-Plated Spider Shoved Up Your Hipster Nose?

Actually, this is a pretty big bargain at only 8.44 and I think we should all get one and wear them at all times, while also looking really sad when we go about our business. You can wear it grocery shopping! Clubbing! To your next dental appointment! It’s an embellished design with spike details and a silver tone finish. Just like you, my glamourous little pork chop, just like you. More »