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Rational Jen thinks that Prada is a very successful company that has a good logical reason for making a shoe like this, and she is trying to figure out what that reason is. Asshole Jen is running around talking about how they’re fucking with her and installed a radio inside her teeth so as to fuck with her better. They will debate:
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Lady Gaga is on a drunk diet which consists of occassionally drinking whiskey and then exercising. So her drunk diet sounds like “being human.” What would be cool is if she started exercising drunk. Asshole Jen and Rational Jen are … More
Rational Jen has been embracing fashion week as thought it were an elegant baby peacock. And she has been learning! Learning so much! Rational Jennifer loves the learning. Meanwhile, Asshole Jennifer is hopped up on Popchips and is spewing skinny Pepsi as she tries to sing “I Got Friends In Low Places” over the runway music.
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This is the first time in the Superbowl’s 45 year history that there will be no cheerleaders. Rational and Asshole Jen discuss while doing some herkies. More
