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Topic: Asshole

Going To Therapy Makes Me Feel Like An A*shole

Going To Therapy Makes Me Feel Like An A*shole

Sometimes it’s hard not to feel like a complete dick when there is so much real suffering in the world and you’ll probably have champagne for dinner again. More »

Elton John Rips Madonna A New One

Elton John Rips Madonna A New One

I guess that if you’re going to get yourself a new asshole, it may as well be ripped by someone like Elton John, but DAMN did he have some unkind words for Madonna. More »

Kris Humpries Was An Asshole Of A Husband, Says US Weekly

Kris Humpries Was An Asshole Of A Husband, Says US Weekly

In the wake of Kim Kardashian’s scandalous divorce, a lot of unkind things have been said about the 31-year-old reality star. More »

Rachel Zoe Tells World That She Cried For A Week After Finding Out She Was Having A Boy

Rachel Zoe Tells World That She Cried For A Week After Finding Out She Was Having A Boy

When people are pregnant, it’s no secret that sometimes, they harbor quiet preferences for a boy or a girl. More »

Infographic Shows That Everyone Loves Their Cell Phones, And Some People Are Assholes

Infographic Shows That Everyone Loves Their Cell Phones, And Some People Are Assholes

If you’re addicted to your cell phone, you already know that you aren’t alone. That’s because just about everyone who has a cell phone is addicted to it. More »

Does Your Dog’s Asshole Offend You?

Does Your Dog's Asshole Offend You?

Well fear not, becuase over at Etsy someone created a sticker to slap over it. Available for only $5, the butt cover is being marketed with the incredibly apt tagline “No More Mr. Brown Eye.” But couldn’t I just put … More »