Topic: Assholes

Grammys Producer Refers To Chris Brown Savagely Beating Rihanna As “Something Unfortunate”

No wonder the Grammys don’t mind having Chris Brown back at the ceremony–they just think of what happened as “something unfortunate!” More »

John Mayer Admits He Was A Douchebag (Well, Sort Of)

You know how sometimes, you look back on things you’ve done dating-wise and realize you could’ve treated people so much better, and you feel terrible? This is apparently not a concept that is beyond John Mayer. More »

Apparently It’s Okay To Mock JWoww’s Cellulite

Wardrobe malfunctions are one thing (and we’re a fashion site, so we have to be very interested in them)–but it seems that the subtext of the coverage of this particular wardrobe malfunction is that JWoww‘s thighs should look different. More »

Steubenville High Athletes Drunkenly Mock Teen Rape Victim

Last summer, a 16-year-old girl got drunk and passed out at a house party before being attacked by Steubenville High athletes Trent Mays and Ma’lik Richmond. They took multiple explicit photos with their cellphones.

It gets worse. More »

I Played Dead To Get Rid Of A Super Drunk Douchebag Last Night (UPDATE: Now With Photographic Proof)

When “no, thank you” doesn’t quite work, sometimes you have to take slightly more drastic measures. Like playing possum. More »

Victoria Jackson Blames Women Who Have Abortions For Sandy Hook School Shooting, Is Officially ‘The Worst’

It is rare that I take celebrities seriously. No, really, no matter how often I write about them, I just generally do not take famous people seriously. They’re like dolls: you hug them and tuck them in with you and pretend they have personalities, but inside, you’re pretty sure there’s no “soul,” whatever that means. And then sometimes, they say things that make you swing around, suddenly realizing that you’ve been flattering Chuckie every night. More »

Asshole Model Nana Gouvêa Poses With Damage From Hurricane, Internet Reacts

Asshole Model Nana GouvÃªa Poses With Damage From Hurricane, Internet Reacts

You know that phrase “all publicity’s good publicity”? Not so much here. You are just an asshole, Miss Gouvea. More »

Chris Brown’s New Neck Tattoo: A Woman’s Battered Face?

I think we can all agree that anything Chris Brown does at this point is pretty much the worst. More »

Chris Brown Gets Roughed Up By Drake, Continues To Be Horrible

That little self-portrait up there is by Chris Brown. That gash on his jaw is allegedly from Drake (or a bottle, wielded by Drake), thanks to last night’s fight in a New York City club. Obviously, we don’t think people should get into bloody fights in clubs* but Chris Brown’s involved, so it gets worse… More »

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How Do You Respond To A Passive-Aggressive “You’re Welcome“?

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This week, a terrible lady made Deputy Editor Ashley Cardiff feel very bad about her own manners–which defeats the purpose of manners! Ashley told EIC Jennifer Wright, who has also experienced the toxic, passive aggressive “You’re welcome,” and she explained that when people do this, you have to scream at them. You have to scream hard. Here, they discuss the best way to shame people for being passive aggressive assholes… More »

Watch Two Complete A**holes Buy Out The Entire Jason Wu For Target Collection

Jason Wu‘s capsule collection for Target launched this weekend and nearly sold out all over the country. Maybe it was the bright dresses, the ladylike tops… or these two assholes. More »

Reminder: Do Not Mess With Crazy People

You know when you’re in a public place, and someone does something fairly obnoxious, and you leave them alone because the very fact that they are willing to break the social code to that degree implies that they will totally freak out if you ask them nicely to stop? More »

What’s Your Most Irritating ‘That’s What I Should Have Said’ Moment?

Man, today was a day full of assholes for me. First there was the person I interviewed this afternoon, who repeated the same sentence to me five different times — all without answering my question — and then tried to make me feel like I was somehow not hearing her.

Then, there was the guy I just walked past who asked me, while my dog was mid-shit on the grass across from his house, to get her off the grass (too late!) then stood there watching me as I picked up after her in order to do some sort of short, fat bald man version of citizen law enforcement. And then he had the nerve to thank me. More »