Topic: Assholes

Victoria Jackson Blames Women Who Have Abortions For Sandy Hook School Shooting, Is Officially ‘The Worst’

Victoria Jackson Blames Women Who Have Abortions For Sandy Hook School Shooting, Is Officially 'The Worst'

It is rare that I take celebrities seriously. No, really, no matter how often I write about them, I just generally do not take famous people seriously. They’re like dolls: you hug them and tuck them in with you and pretend they have personalities, but inside, you’re pretty sure there’s no “soul,” whatever that means. And then sometimes, they say things that make you swing around, suddenly realizing that you’ve been flattering Chuckie every night. More »

How Do You Respond To A Passive-Aggressive “You’re Welcome“?

How Do You Respond To A Passive-Aggressive "You're Welcome"?

This week, a terrible lady made Deputy Editor Ashley Cardiff feel very bad about her own manners–which defeats the purpose of manners! Ashley told EIC Jennifer Wright, who has also experienced the toxic, passive aggressive “You’re welcome,” and she explained that when people do this, you have to scream at them. You have to scream hard. Here, they discuss the best way to shame people for being passive aggressive assholes… More »

What’s Your Most Irritating ‘That’s What I Should Have Said’ Moment?

What's Your Most Irritating 'That's What I Should Have Said' Moment?

Man, today was a day full of assholes for me. First there was the person I interviewed this afternoon, who repeated the same sentence to me five different times — all without answering my question — and then tried to make me feel like I was somehow not hearing her.

Then, there was the guy I just walked past who asked me, while my dog was mid-shit on the grass across from his house, to get her off the grass (too late!) then stood there watching me as I picked up after her in order to do some sort of short, fat bald man version of citizen law enforcement. And then he had the nerve to thank me. More »