This weird-ass culture we live in continues to get weirder-ass. In 2013, women don’t need to be alive to sell products. More
Topic: Audrey Hepburn
The world was recently gifted a new accidentally disturbing celebrity cake: the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has been immortalized in frosting and fondant and… the results were predictably creepy. As these things often are.
This got us thinking: what other fashion icons have been made into cakes? And how creepy were the results?
The answer: many and very. More
Here’s an idea, though–how about instead of mining Monroe’s painfully over-licensed image, we just hire some models? Or currently-alive famous actresses? Sure, there will never be another Monroe (or Hepburn), but it’s probably better than dragging old icons from their graves to sell hairspray. More
Over the weekend, while promoting The Hunger Games: Catching Fire at Comic Con, Jennifer Lawrence broke out of her Dior habit and tried a Proenza Schouler crop top. More
The fully grown woman who once wore a cat-ear headband managed to somehow out twee herself… More
I know that as we are looking at this amazing picture we are all probably thinking the same thing and that thing is “Fuck Audrey Hepburn. I look squinty and crazy in every single photo.” Fortunately, I’ve got some theories on how to look great in photos, based on the way Audrey Hepburn poses for them, whether she is young or old. More
You know that scene at the beginning of Funny Face where Fred Astaire informs Audrey Hepburn that she has to be a model, and she replies, “But I think my face is perfectly funny!” This scene always seems ridiculous, because Audrey Hepburn is legitimately one of the most beautiful people, ever. Apparently, she actually meant it. More
Also, everyone’s in favor of a Mean Girls musical, right? More
Last week, our intern Kate was trapped in an elevator with a bunch of models (visiting our building for some pre-NYFW castings) and came to the disturbing realization that she’d be eaten first because she had the most body fat. Of course, Kate forgets the first rule of cannibalism: eat them before they eat you. This week, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff are discussing something of a favorite topic: people eating and, specifically, what would drive them to it. More
But the new gamine star is doing a good Audrey Hepburn impression. More
May 4th was Star Wars day–”May the fourth be with you”–and editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff should have done a Star Wars-themed post but they didn’t! Instead, they let their ideas ripen! If you need a refresher on how to play Fuck Marry Kill, well, that sure surprises us, but here’s one anyway. Today’s players are the original trilogy’s protagonists as well as the Big Bad. More
After a month of endless cheese and wine, and a lifetime of considering tomato sauce on pizza a vegetable, I decided to kick myself in the ass with a juice cleanse. More
I LOVE HER SO MUCH. More