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Happy Australia Day! (The “anniversary of the arrival of the First Fleet of 11 convict ships from Great Britain, and the raising of the Union Jack at Sydney Cove by its commander Captain Arthur Phillip, in 1788,” in case you didn’t know.) Who is 2013′s Australian of the year? It’s Ida Buttrose, founder of Cleo Magazine and president of Alzheimer’s Australia. More
Wagga Wagga, southeastern Australia: thousands of spiders have moved inland to escape rising flood waters, which resulted in a bunch of photos you will see in your nightmares forever. More
When you go shopping, you generally expect a certain level of politeness from the people who work at whatever store you’re shopping at. If you shop where I shop (i.e. Rainbow), that’s usually accomplished by not saying anything at all (which is, after all, better than being rude and horrible). But Australian chain store GASP likes to yell at customers and pressure them into buying things they don’t want, and if you dare to complain about it, they’ll send you a weird, ungrammatical letter that is basically “YOU SOUND POOR” over and over again. More
I watched the video so you don’t have to. More
This week’s Style Icon is an unlikely one: Miss Bianca of the famed Rescue Aid Society (the only cabal of mice in the basement of the United Nations building that won’t give you hantaviris, presumably). Anyway, Bianca was pretty chic for a mouse. She didn’t wear much (weather permitting) but many fashion types would say that means her wardrobe was well-edited: pillbox hats, gloves, fur stoles and everything perfectly accessorized. Here’s some Bianca looks over both Rescuers films. More
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Sometimes, things that are supposed to be art wind up being more like childish images that you feel certain were created by your neighbor’s 12-year-old son. Some people make this argument about Jackson Pollock — there’s no accounting for taste.
But when I stumbled on this — vinyl wall decals of penises in the colors and designs of national flags, entitled “Dicks of the World” — I knew that somewhere, deep in the bowels of Australia (where this is being sold), some artist had temporarily (I hope) regressed to middle school. More
Move over, Mother Teresa – there’s a new saint in town. The Catholic church is in the process of canonizing Sister Mary MacKillop, an Australian nun who was excommunicated by a priest whom she outed as a child molester. MacKillop, who went by the name Sister Mary of the Cross, died in 1909 and is the first Australian to be beatified. After being formally canonized on October 17th, she will become the patron saint of sexual abuse victims. To be honest, there are so many jokes to make here that I almost don’t know where to begin. I’ll just commend the Catholic Church for their excellent PR attempt. More
My favorite part of the Miss Universe pageant is when each beauty queen comes out in some outfit that is supposed to be reflective of their country’s history. Invariably, Miss America has to wear some kind of skankified Revolutionary War-era … More
The Melbourne International Film Festival was supposed to screen a movie called L.A. Zombie, but, sadly, censors rejected the film. Why? Because it’s a gay porno about zombies. While that sounds pretty much like my dream movie, some people seem … More
If you’re planning a trip Down Under, make sure you don’t bring any porn with you. Customs agents in Australia have been given permission to search arriving passengers’ luggage for porn – and that doesn’t just mean Playboy and Hustler. … More