Topic: Avril Lavigne

Red Carpet Rundown: Mermaids At The 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards Made Us All ‘WTF CANADA?’

The 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards were held last night in Toronto, Canada at the Bell Media Headquarters. There were some winners, some losers and a seriously excellent dance number by MMVAs host Psy to “Single Ladies.”

As with all awards shows, however, we’re primarily concerned with the red carpet fashion, where our own victorious favorites are declared, as well as the stylistically defeated. There were plenty of famous faces there, from Taylor Swift to Demi Lovato, Lucy Hale to Big Sean, Armin van Buure to…a band of mermaids? So, uh, let’s dive right in, shall we? More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Popstars, Reality TV Types & D-Listers At Wango Tango

KIIS FM’s annual Wango Tango concert took place this weekend, attracting your various popstars–Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne–reality TV star types–some supporting cast members from Keeping Up with the Kardashians, a former Hills star–and the like. Here’s what they wore. More »

Chad Kroeger Says Gross Things About His Gross Sex Life With Avril Lavigne

Before Chad Kroeger‘s penis is ceremoniously removed and replaced with a Ramones comp held in place by a superfluous necktie, he’s got to give some interviews to remind everyone that is a virile man. More »

Deryck Whibley Dressed Up As Ex-Wife Avril Lavigne For Halloween

His girlfriend threw on a horrible wig and cheesy t-shirt to become her husband, Chad Kroeger of Nickleback AKA what happens if you cross Aslan the Lion with a vodka Red Bull. More »

The Best Twitter Reactions To The Avril Lavigne Chad Kroeger Engagement

Twitter responds to the Avril Lavigne Chad Kroeger engagement

“Professional rocker” Avril Lavigne and mom haircut haver Chad Kroeger are getting married so they can flagrantly abuse the heavy metal horns together forever. The “What the Hell” pop songstress and Nickelback dream ruiner are already doing the publicity rounds with a cover in their native land, featuring the gigantic engagement ring. Anyway, there are only so many funny things you can say about something that is fundamentally hilarious on its own… but that won’t stop Twitter from trying. Here are roughly 90% of the jokes possible. More »

Here Is Avril Lavigne’s Gigantic Engagement Ring

Avril Lavigne and Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger are engaged to be wed. We’re sorry. We’re so sorry. There’s nothing we could do. Anyway, here’s Avril being super punk rock on the cover of Hello magazine with the symbol of their unholy union, her engagement ring. More »

Avril Lavigne Engaged To Chad Kroeger Of Nickelback!

In unholy union news, Chad Kroeger got engaged to Avril Lavigne! Let’s rephrase: the lead singer of Nickelback may someday reproduce with the woman who started the ties-over-wifebeater trend, two people responsible for roughly 60% of the worst music of the last decade. More »

Avril Lavigne Shaved (Half) Her Head, Still Needs Your Attention

Avril Lavigne and her blank, entitled scowl are in Paris promoting her fast fashion line Abbey Dawn and, apparently, launching a makeup collection. What would be included in an Avril Lavigne makeup line? Sharpies and vodka-flavored Lip Smackers? More »

Avril Lavigne Dons World’s Worst Bangs

Wouldn’t you like to see them? You would. Trust us. More »

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Ready-to-Click: A Purse That Looks Like Peonies

It’s beautiful, it’s satin, and it looks like a bouquet. It costs more than a grand and looks pristine enough for water to stain permanently. -Betty Confidential

Would your family/parents/significant other/dog allow you outside in this dress? -Celebuzz

Ever stolen office supplies? That’s an important lesson in action. -CollegeCandy

Avril Lavigne united with Pat Benatar for a duet and it put confused feelings in me. -The Frisky

Can you tell scene kids apart? -Buzznet

What do you think of this belted taupe jumpsuit? Helps that it’s on a supermodel. -Fashion Indie More »

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