Topic: Awesome Animals

Awesome Animals I Would Date (If I Were Also An Animal Or Into That)

Awesome Animals I Would Date (If I Were Also An Animal Or Into That)

Lets skip the whole bestiality discussion and just imagine a beautiful world where awesome humans and awesome animals could go on awesome dates together. These animals will love you whenever, listen to you always, and are probably way more interesting than any human I could persuade to ride a two-seater bicycle with me (that’s really what dating is in my mind).

I mean, who wouldn’t date an Astro Chimp or a Solider Bear who smokes cigarettes and eats them?

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