Topic: awesome

Woman Kicked Out Of Movie Theater For Texting Digs Hole Deeper With Irate Voicemail

Woman Kicked Out Of Movie Theater For Texting Digs Hole Deeper With Irate Voicemail

You know those jerks who insist on using their cell phones during movies, talking in what they think is a “quiet voice,” or texting distractedly while blinding you with their bright blue iPhone screens? If I had a severed, bloody texting finger in my basement for every time this had happened to me, I’d have a whole lot of…nevermind. What’s that, you live in a civil place with no tolerance for movie-ruiners? Is it Austin? More »

How to Use Your New Cloak of Invisibility

How to Use Your New Cloak of Invisibility

ZOMG! Yes. I just did that and I’m not ashamed because this is absolutely the best news I’ve read all week. Not. Kidding. The super geniuses at the University of St. Andrews in Scotland have invented material that can make clothing invisible. Once it’s fully developed, the material, Metaflex, could manipulate light waves to make things invisible. And by things, I mean clothing. Like a cloak. Like the cloak of invisibility I will soon own to take with me to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter and fulfill my dreams of living the life of a wizard. And then I will wear it everywhere. Here’s what I will do with my invisibility cloak, what will you do with yours? More »