Topic: babies

Super Angry Kim Kardashian Fans Get Punk’d By Fakeout Baby Snaps, Release Their Fury On Facebook

Super Angry Kim Kardashian Fans Get Punk’d By Fakeout Baby Snaps, Release Their Fury On Facebook

Kim Kardashian once again fooled everyone  a few people who care when she posted a pic of her cradling a baby on her Facebook page, with the caption “Love these precious moments.” But the REAL Kardashian fans were having none of it, so they all quickly determined that this baby was actually an old-school picture of Mason, who belongs to her sister Kourtney. That Kim! Such a jokester! But her legions of fans are getting restless and furious that they have yet to see any photos or appearances from the spawn of Kim and Kanye (Who, because I love talking about post-baby daddy bodies, is looking like a total lardass these days) and they have taken to her Facebook to get real complain-y about it (I know complain-y is not a real word.) More »

Miley Cyrus Kisses A Man Dressed As A Baby In A Photo That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Miley Cyrus Kisses A Man Dressed As A Baby In A Photo That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Guys, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but Miley Cyrus is a grown-up now, and being a grown-up is a very demanding job. An edgy haircut and a lack of pants just aren’t going to cut it anymore, and things have escalated to marathon-level twerking, songs about drug use, and an on-and-off relationship with her engagement ring. It’s all part of being 20, you guys. Much like Taylor Swift taught us that being 22 is all about jumping on trampolines and wearing cat ears, Miley is teaching us that 20 is all about treating your life as a living, breathing David Lynch movie. We all did these things at 20, you guys. We just had our memories erased by the Men in Black and don’t recall it. You might not think so, but you totally made out with a giant baby when you were 20. Miley just happens to be caught on camera doing it. More »

Texas Lawmakers Now Hope To Ban Pregnancy Terminations After Approximately 6 Weeks

Texas Lawmakers Now Hope To Ban Pregnancy Terminations After Approximately 6 Weeks

Don’t say “fuck Texas” and give up; support Texas’ women in the same way you would hope they would support you if your rights were the ones under attack. Don’t pretend this doesn’t exist; that’s what makes these types of bills go through almost unnoticed. It does exist, and it’s not going away unless we all collectively push against it. More »

Beatriz Has Received Permission To Terminate Her Pregnancy By C-Section – But I’m Not Celebrating Yet

Beatriz Has Received Permission To Terminate Her Pregnancy By C-Section – But I’m Not Celebrating Yet

Beatriz, the 22 year old woman who was risking not only her life, but the life of her deformed fetus, is being prepared to receive an emergency C-section after El Salvador’s Health Minister approved the operation yesterday. Ultrasound images have shown that her fetus is developing with only a brain stem and has no chance of survival. This is amazing news, and I know that so many of you were also concerned about this situation after I wrote about it yesterday, and that you expressed so in the comments. When awful things in the world happens it really does help when readers take the time to discuss it, and I’m always considering points you all have made and things you have said. More »