Apparently it was not, as I had suspected, chosen at Burning Man by a 37-year-old stock broker who suddenly started calling himself Shaman Dan. More
Topic: Baby Names
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE NAMING YOUR KIDS AFTER SMALL ANIMALS? More
Kate Winslet gave her new baby an adorable name, but whether it is cute or bizarre depends a lot on which parent’s surname he got. More
What is the royal baby, Prince of Cambridge, named? Well, it is not Andrew, Nick, Caleb, Lord Disick or Blanket. For the record. More
None of us are allowed to make fun of Kim Kardashian’s baby name ever again, because little North West’s name was pre-approved by Anna Wintour herself. More
It is currently a fact that we, the people, know precious little about the inner workings of Kate Middleton and/or her royal fetus. But that paradigm shifted just a little bit yesterday when a well-wisher offered Princess Katherine a stuffed teddy bear and she reportedly said “thank you, I will take that for my d…” Wait, oops, never mind. I command you to un-hear that at once! More
So, someone named their child Hashtag.
Little Hashtag is going to, from an early age, have a deep rooted desire to compartmentalize everything. You know that scene in high school movies where some nerdy kid shows a chart of how the cafeteria arranged in order of popularity? Hastag is going to do that. Unfortunately, since no one has ever done that in real life, people are going to think that Hashtag is a lunatic.
But he’s going to make great lists, later.
Here are some likely outcomes for other names, since this will be a trend now. More
When she didn’t think we were taking her seriously enough, she posted her future baby names on Facebook. More
Because apparently a lot of people did last year. More
Kourtney Kardashian announced her pregnancy this week and we thought we’d throw some suggestions into the ever growing list of baby names. For example: take a regular name, replace the first letter with a “L” and before you know it… More
Don’t you hate it when you drink peoples’ contact lenses? -The Hairpin
10% of parents regret their baby’s name. -DoubleX
Zachary Quinto came out; still really good-looking. -YourTango
“Overcoming my eating disorder.” -The Frisky
The plant people like me need. -StyleList Home
Style tips from Rachel Zoe. -Refinery29
Fashion darling Chloe Moretz does lacy grown-up Dolce & Gabbana. -Styleite
Haircuts by hair type. -YouBeauty
Do you buy re-sold (and marked up) designer collaborations? -The High Low
Awesome: a navy smokey eye, like NARS for Rodarte. -Poshglam
More gnarly shots of model foot carnage on the runway. -The Frisky
The worst Halloween costumes on the market. -Betty Confidential
Black and white and floral all over. Like Kate Moss. -College Candy
Wedding beauty prep begins a whole year before the big day?! -Birchbox
Lots of people name their children after people they love – like their parents, or grandparents, or Gallic chieftain Vercingetorix. And lots of celebrities name their children after things they love, like moon units, or apples. And then some name their children after the most important thing of all: whiskey. More
Whether we’re pregnant, trying to get pregnant or simply have a lot of extra time on the internet, plenty of women can spend hours searching for the right baby name. We read lists of the most popular, favorite up-and-coming, celebrity-inspired and literary-inspired (by which I’m always disappointed). From there, we move to the more obscure collections – soap opera names, names from musicals or Gilligan’s Island. We search the names of every ethnicity we might possibly have a connection to. My cousin’s husband is from Moscow, so a Russian name might work. A hundred years ago, someone in my family came over from Croatia, maybe I should look at Slavic names? No, I don’t know how to pronounce them, because I’ve never even heard the language spoken, but there’s history there.
If you’re actually pregnant, this process is extremely stressful. Finding the right baby name is difficult. Getting the father of your child to agree with you is even harder. Thinking of all the possible nicknames your child can get and reconciling with them is the hardest of all. More
If you think Apple and Suri are the most oddly named celebrity kids, you haven’t even heard the half of it. Here’s a list of some of my favorite jaw-droppingly awful celebrity child monikers. See if you can match the kid with his or her parent(s).
Scout LaRue (girl)
Reign Beau (girl)
Pilot Inspektor (boy) More