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Topic: Baby Names
Let’s start with the Camillas of the world and go from there, shall we? More
I think you can guess my favorite. More
I think we should pop this one somewhere between “Bear Blue” and “Apple.” More
Apparently it was not, as I had suspected, chosen at Burning Man by a 37-year-old stock broker who suddenly started calling himself Shaman Dan. More
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE NAMING YOUR KIDS AFTER SMALL ANIMALS? More
Kate Winslet gave her new baby an adorable name, but whether it is cute or bizarre depends a lot on which parent’s surname he got. More
What is the royal baby, Prince of Cambridge, named? Well, it is not Andrew, Nick, Caleb, Lord Disick or Blanket. For the record. More
None of us are allowed to make fun of Kim Kardashian’s baby name ever again, because little North West’s name was pre-approved by Anna Wintour herself. More
It is currently a fact that we, the people, know precious little about the inner workings of Kate Middleton and/or her royal fetus. But that paradigm shifted just a little bit yesterday when a well-wisher offered Princess Katherine a stuffed teddy bear and she reportedly said “thank you, I will take that for my d…” Wait, oops, never mind. I command you to un-hear that at once! More
So, someone named their child Hashtag.
Little Hashtag is going to, from an early age, have a deep rooted desire to compartmentalize everything. You know that scene in high school movies where some nerdy kid shows a chart of how the cafeteria arranged in order of popularity? Hastag is going to do that. Unfortunately, since no one has ever done that in real life, people are going to think that Hashtag is a lunatic.
But he’s going to make great lists, later.
Here are some likely outcomes for other names, since this will be a trend now. More
When she didn’t think we were taking her seriously enough, she posted her future baby names on Facebook. More
Because apparently a lot of people did last year. More
Kourtney Kardashian announced her pregnancy this week and we thought we’d throw some suggestions into the ever growing list of baby names. For example: take a regular name, replace the first letter with a “L” and before you know it… More