Topic: Baby Names

Kate Middleton May Have Accidentally Revealed The Sex Of Her Baby…Let’s Name It!

Kate Middleton May Have Accidentally Revealed The Sex Of Her Baby...Let's Name It!

It is currently a fact that we, the people, know precious little about the inner workings of Kate Middleton and/or her royal fetus. But that paradigm shifted just a little bit yesterday when a well-wisher offered Princess Katherine a stuffed teddy bear and she reportedly said “thank you, I will take that for my d…” Wait, oops, never mind. I command you to un-hear that at once! More »

Predicting Baby Hashtag’s Future

Predicting Baby Hashtag's Future

So, someone named their child Hashtag.

Little Hashtag is going to, from an early age, have a deep rooted desire to compartmentalize everything. You know that scene in high school movies where some nerdy kid shows a chart of how the cafeteria arranged in order of popularity? Hastag is going to do that. Unfortunately, since no one has ever done that in real life, people are going to think that Hashtag is a lunatic.

But he’s going to make great lists, later.

Here are some likely outcomes for other names, since this will be a trend now. More »

Party Favors: Weird Problems

Party Favors: Weird Problems

Don’t you hate it when you drink peoples’ contact lenses? -The Hairpin

10% of parents regret their baby’s name. -DoubleX

Zachary Quinto came out; still really good-looking. -YourTango

“Overcoming my eating disorder.” -The Frisky

The plant people like me need. -StyleList Home

Style tips from Rachel Zoe. -Refinery29

Fashion darling Chloe Moretz does lacy grown-up Dolce & Gabbana. -Styleite

Haircuts by hair type. -YouBeauty

Do you buy re-sold (and marked up) designer collaborations? -The High Low

Awesome: a navy smokey eye, like NARS for Rodarte. -Poshglam

More gnarly shots of model foot carnage on the runway. -The Frisky

The worst Halloween costumes on the market. -Betty Confidential

Black and white and floral all over. Like Kate Moss. -College Candy

Wedding beauty prep begins a whole year before the big day?! -Birchbox

You Need A Drink: And A Baby Name

You Need A Drink: And A Baby Name

Lots of people name their children after people they love – like their parents, or grandparents, or Gallic chieftain Vercingetorix. And lots of celebrities name their children after things they love, like moon units, or apples. And then some name their children after the most important thing of all: whiskey. More »