As you get older, you start to figure things out. I’ve spent months looking at and contemplating this copy of The Atlantic that is somehow always on my desk, and I’ve come to some conclusions. Here are some thoughts on ways you, personally, can “have it all.” More
Ashley Dupre, the high class call girl who brought down Eliot Spitzer‘s political career turned New York Post columnist, just had a baby with her fiance TJ Earle. The baby’s name is Izabel. The baby is adorable. Ashley looks happy, and I am happy too. More
I think it’s fun. I think Amber Rose’s outfit is good fun. More
And its name shall be Kreation.
Hah, no, probably not. I bet it will be Karen. Or Balthazar. I just really want that name to make a comeback. If not with Princess William and Kate Middleton then with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West who are, God help us, our version of royalty. More
You know, I actually like the name Olive.
It reminds me of Olive Oyl, and I’m in favor of that.
On Ellen, Drew Barrymore claimed that ” I was reading a book with my husband, and I was three months pregnant. They said your baby is the size of an Olive and that was it.” Huh! It’s not commonly known, but Peaches Geldof was the size of a peach through that entire pregnancy. Let’s look at some other celebrity babies named after foods. More
Maybe! There are clues! There are clues about the gender of Kate Middleton‘s royal baby to be (who I am still betting will be named Diana, or, terrifying, Dion. Or Balthazar.) And the clues point to it being a girl. More
If, after the nine months involved in producing a human being, you aren’t in perfect shape, you are an abysmal failure. How dare you offend us with your body that has just performed something incredible? Into the stocks with you! Begone, wretched baby-spawning beast! More
HAHAHAHAHAAHA. No, seriously, baby holsters are for manly men. More
Recently, I had the pleasure of babysitting for the first time since, like, high school. More
Hey, did you guys know that Snooki had a baby? More
I’ve never been pregnant, so I can’t really speculate on how it feels to have people constantly rubbing your belly and asking you “what are you having?” More
She’s the freakiest, okay? More
Now that Prince William is off the market, Prince Harry is officially the hottest available English royalty. More
Beyonce-birther conspiracy theorists, ready your engines. More