Kate Mara‘s heavy sack of a dress proves weighty, embellished fabrics and tent-shaped silhouettes do not play well together, even on a dress designed by Valentino. More
Topic: bad fashion
Sarah Jessica Parker is 50 shades of bronze, and none of them are working. More
Nina Dobrev looks like a scary old lady dressed like a little girl in this uncharacteristically awful red carpet appearance. More
We are shaking our tiny fists at Katy Perry for being the first pop star to wear Jeremy Scott‘s ugly new McDonald’s themed Moschino collection on the red carpet. More
Lily Aldridge looks unspeakably gorgeous and her hair and makeup are perfect, but it’s almost impossible to look at her face because those big lace panties keep demanding attention. More
Note: These people’s facial expressions make me want to punch cinder blocks, and not in a cool karate way, but in an infuriated-I-might-break-this-but-if-I-shatter-my-hand-that’s-fine-too-because-it-gets-my-point-across way. More
She also didn’t wear pants. More
Now, as you might guess, Kanye West does not seem like the, uh, “team player” type. In fact, he seems downright awful to work with. (I mean, if you can think of somebody who’s more likely to list “BEST HUMAN EVER” on his resume, let me know.) I’m sure he is very intelligent — I love a lot of his music, personally — but oh man, he seems to epitomize the type of person you never want to get paired up with for labs in high school. You know he’d just explode chemicals, Instagram it with his own song lyrics and enter the broken beaker’s remnants into an art fair. More
Yes, Myspace exists. And apparently, its famous fans’ fashion is approximately as relevant as Myspace itself. More
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While we are well aware that fashion isn’t really the main focus of Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards, we still have to admit: its red carpet was pretty awful. The multitudes of short, black, leopard-print dresses, the ill-fitting suits, the superfluous lace, the cutouts — oh, the cutouts.
To be fair, this is exactly what one should expect from an awards show with categories like “Most Unstoppable Jock,” “Hottest A(l)lison” and “Jean-Claude Gahd Dam.” Come glance at Jennifer Aniston looking like Ke$ha, good looking guys wearing brightly-colored suits and both of Jessica Alba‘s rad dresses. More
I guess even celebrity crushes are bound to disappoint us sometimes. More
Now, if this was a pirate gala, man… More
No, really. Just throw any number out there. I can practically guarantee it will be wrong, or at least no more outlandish than the price that bid #132 has already reached. More
It would’ve been a rather incredible miracle against the very laws of nature if Kim Kardashian had managed to stay away from cutouts for more than a few weeks, but miracles do not happen in LA. More