Topic: bad fashion

Gallery: Men’s Looks That Kanye West Hates, Ranked From Least To Most Rational

"Sport Coats With Button Up Shirts, Jeans And Dress Shoes"

"Long Ass Sideburns With The Line Up RnB Beard"

This past weekend, critically celebrated designer Kanye West “got on his snob” and tweeted out a bunch of stylistic decisions that he, Emperor of Fashion, despises. Some, like khaki cargo shorts, seemed reasonable enough, while others left me scratching my head. Yet others made me go “is that a real thing that people do?” Here are the seven things Yeezy name checked, ranked in order from least to most rational so as to put the wackiest pictures last. More »

Middle School Does The Right Thing, Bans Ugg Boots

Have you ever wished Ugg boots would just go away? The good folks at Pottstown Middle School in Pottstown, PA have, but unlike most people, they didn’t just fantasize longingly about burning all the students’ Ugg boots in one big bonfire. They fucking got off their asses and did something about it. More »

Not Even Kirsten Dunst Can Save This Giambattista Valli Abomination

Is some catty stylist trying to sabotage her career? Because that’s the only reason I can think of to put her in this clashing, testicle-adorned get up. More »

Random Photo: Nike Clogs Might Be the Ugliest Shoes Ever

I’m not sure who the target audience for these shoes is – Dutch people who need running shoes? People who like swooshes so much they won’t notice these are clogs until they’re halfway back from the mall? More »

Your Bad Fashion Decision Chart

The only concert t-shirt I have is from a Celine Dion show I went to when I was 10. I have never felt cooler. – via TheFrisky More »

From Forever 21 to Gilt Groupe, There’s a Snark Blog for That

These days, you know a fashion site or brand hasn’t really made it until there’s a blog devoted to making fun of them. This week, I stumbled on two blogs, both dedicated to ragging on a store: WTForever21 makes fun of Forever21, and Worst of Gilt takes on Gilt Groupe. More »

Kim Kardashian Pairs Her Birkin with … Uggs?

I’m all for the mixing of high and low in fashion. But Kim Kardashian’s pairing of Uggs and a Birkin bag is sort of like wearing a custom-made Chanel gown hand-embroidered by Karl himself and then barfing all over it. More »

Brian Lichtenberg Skirt Horrifies Internet, Gets Pulled

Earlier this week, Fashion Binge posted a picture of this Brian Lichtenberg “Gizmo” skirt, a $2,100 tweed monstrosity possibly named after a gremlin. Fashion Binge’s Tamar Anitai called it “the most terrifying skirt ever created,” and she’s right. More »

eBay: Bringing the Ugly Holiday Sweaters Since 1995

In case the Christmas music in your dentist’s waiting room or the influx of small children acting greedy hadn’t tipped you off, it’s the holiday season. And even though that means you’ll have to eat your way through crippling holiday-induced … More »

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This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
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6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
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7 Places to Wear Your Teva Stilettos

Yesterday, we posted about the heinousness that is the Teva stiletto. But your comments have gotten us thinking – where would a person wear these erstwhile shoes? More »

‘Harry Potter’ Lingerie Should Not Exist

I’ll be the first to admit I love Harry Potter and everything about it. I’ll even admit that I will probably download that spells app on my iPhone within the next few days (since it’s free for the time being) after I quit contemplating how it will define my geekiness. But now that Warner Bros. has trademarked the term “quidditch” to the infinite degree, I’m not sure how I feel about the possibility of quidditch lingerie. More »

Gallery: Jodie Marsh’s Magical Style Advice

Eagle-eyed (or just British) readers noted the lack of Jodie Marsh, UK glamour model and media personality (whatever both of those things mean). The more I looked at photos of Marsh, the more I realized that she’s not really chavvy, just mind-bogglingly tasteless and transparent in her urgent want of press and, more importantly, she needed a whole gallery to herself.
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Gallery: Taylor Momsen’s Top 10 Worst Fashion Choices

Oh, Little J, what has become of you? It seems like just yesterday you were yearning after yogurt on the steps of the Met with the popular girls, whereas now you’re flashing the crowd while onstage with your faux-rock band and announcing to magazines you wouldn’t fuck Tommy Lee seemingly without solicitation (I pray that Tommy Lee wouldn’t fuck you, either, Taylor Momsen, because you are 17 and he was 17 in 1979). Along the way, Momsen has worn some truly heinous outfits. She calls it “her style,” I call it “poor decision making.” Let’s have a look, shall we? More »

Link Love: The Day Your Bra Had Something to Do With Poop

People who wear underwire bras poop less than people who don’t. And this is helpful information why? – Discover

How does Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton stay bikini-ready? She cleans her house in heels. Wait, is this a Dick Van Dyke Show shoutout? – Marie Claire

What happens when you shrink your favorite dress in the wash but want to wear it anyway? Here are tips for wearing too-tight clothes and not looking like a stuffed sausage. – Already Pretty

Have Silly Bandz peaked already? – Consumerist More »

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