- 419 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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Ladies, just so you know, Esquire writer Chris Jones isn’t impressed with your stupid possession of a vagina. More
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- 832 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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Welcome to Bad in Bed, where we discuss sex and relationship advice that we don’t want, and the people we don’t want it from. Today’s topic is men with handlebar mustaches.
Yesterday, we asked if you could date a man who wears skinny jeans. Well, today we take that line of questioning further, and ask: could you date a man who wears his (bad) sense of irony semi-permanently on his face? In other words, could you date a man with a handlebar mustache? More
Welcome to Bad in Bed, where we discuss sex and relationship advice that we don’t want, and the people we don’t want it from. Today’s topic is Giada De Laurentiis.
In February’s issue of Redbook, celebrity chef is quoted on her beliefs about marriage and how to keep your man happy. According to People.com, she has this to say:
“I think it can be hard for any man to sometimes be upstaged by his wife…So when I’m home, I work very hard to be Todd’s wife and Jade’s mother. I have no problem going back to those traditional roles.”
She goes on to explain exactly how she accomplishes going back to traditional roles, and why: More
- 861 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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Welcome to Bad in Bed, where we discuss sex and relationship advice that we don’t want, and the people we don’t want it from. Today’s subject is David DeAngelo.
Ladies, I have to be fair here. I’ve been known to be pleasantly surprised by the advice doled out on AskMen.com. For instance, their tips for being communicative and enthusiastic during sex.
But right now, there’s a grievous offense going on over there at the hands of one David DeAngelo, who’s doling out advice that might make you vomit up your morning danish. More
- 870 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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Welcome to Bad in Bed, where we discuss sex and relationship advice that we don’t want, and the people we don’t want it from. Today’s subject is Cosmopolitan magazine.
Women’s magazines are notorious for attempting to choke us to death with bad relationship advice. Be coy, don’t be coy. Speak your mind, but only in the ways laid out in August’s issue, not July’s. Be a bitch, but be nice. Really, it’s enough to make one’s mind start to spin.
Well, the latest advice, courtesy of Cosmo, is to try to get comfortable with the idea of your partner checking other people out in front of you: More
- 881 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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Welcome to Bad in Bed, where we discuss sex and relationship advice that we don’t want, and the people we don’t want it from. Today’s topic is John Mayer.
So. You’re John Mayer. I’m not really sure what you do, other than date utterly unthreatening white women with staunchly mediocre levels of talent, ranging in age from 20-40. You do seem to have a type, and we commend you for that.
But you, sir, have no place dishing out sex advice More
