Topic: Bad Taste

Paris Hilton’s Sexiest Sexy Halloween Costumes, A Retrospective

Paris Hilton's Sexiest Sexy Halloween Costumes, A Retrospective

While low hanging fruit like Kim Kardashian and Heidi Montag are also known for their love of sexy Halloween costumes, all are but pawns in the court of Paris Hilton–the Queen of the Sexy Halloween costumes (no, seriously, she even went as a Sexy Queen of Hearts once). In fact, it’s not Halloween for Hilton unless there’s visible garter belt.

Let’s take a look at some of her Sexy Halloween Costume greatest hits… More »

25 Ridiculous Celebrity Sexy Halloween Costumes

25 Ridiculous Celebrity Sexy Halloween Costumes

For many of us, Halloween is a time for making the most minimal effort possible to find a costume and proceed to get drunk in it. For celebrities, however, it’s a chance to be photographed, to feel validated, to bask in the attention of the little people.

…And the quickest, easiest way to do so involves a garter belt (or a nipple pasty). Here are 25 (deeply ridiculous) celebrity sexy Halloween costumes. More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Half Sister Undergoing Plastic Surgery To Become A Hotter Version Of Her

Lindsay Lohan's Half Sister Undergoing Plastic Surgery To Become A Hotter Version Of Her

Meet 18-year-old Ashley Horn, totally congruent with the Lohan mold of existential agony, self-righteous obliviousness and pathological lying. Ashley’s mother Kristi had a “brief affair” with Michael Lohan in the early ’90s when he was married to now ex Dina–and after 18 long mortifying years of anonymity, Horn’s decided to make a name for herself by undergoing a series of plastic surgeries to look more like Lindsay.

Only, like, a hotter Lindsay. No, seriously. More »

10 Extremely Ridiculous Quotes From Miley Cyrus’ Edgiest Interview Ever

10 Extremely Ridiculous Quotes From Miley Cyrus' Edgiest Interview Ever

Miley Cyrus continues her massive press tour to alienate the entire world today, with a just-dropped cover of Rolling Stone, upon which she is naked. She is also topless in almost all of the photos inside the magazine. Of course. The accompanying interview is replete with what has now become Cyrus’ rather particular brand of outrageous obliviousness, self-mythologizing and brazen ego. She’s like Lady Gaga smashed together with Kanye West with a sprinkle of twerking!

…Oh, and a shitload of name dropping. In fact, most of the interview is just Cyrus pointing out which famous people really admire her as an artist–and then quoting them. Let’s begin. More »

Did Designer Philipp Plein Cast Only Black Models In His Runway Show For Attention?

Did Designer Philipp Plein Cast Only Black Models In His Runway Show For Attention?

While there’s been a lot of talk about the absence of women of color on catwalks, there’s been precious little progress. Agonizing, incremental progress. Black girls are still given token slots on runways (usually two, at most) and the same goes for Asian women. When multiple black girls are cast, it’s often as a statement–like, for example, when Alber Elbaz sent a troop of black models clad in tropical prints down Lanvin’s Spring 2011 runway. As a finale. More »

The $12,900 Hermès Basketball & 13 Other Examples Of Offensively Priced Designer Sports Equipment

The $12,900 Hermès Basketball & 13 Other Examples Of Offensively Priced Designer Sports Equipment

Hermès insists it “can be used for play”–and thank fucking god for that. Who’d want a branded blue basketball museum piece?

…Well, the sort of person who’d want a Chanel surfboard, probably, or a Louis Vuitton soccer ball or an Alexander Wang jump rope. Which all exist, obviously–and there’s more in the gallery ahead. More »

15 Celebrities Who Love Being Naked (Or Half Naked) On Instagram

15 Celebrities Who Love Being Naked (Or Half Naked) On Instagram

This weekend, Heidi Klum Instagrammed a naked photo of herself–her most recent in a string of partially nude photos the model shares across her various social media accounts. This inspired us to go in search of some of Instagram’s other famous exhibitionists–after sifting through the accounts of dozens of celebrities on the photo sharing app (and irreparably torching many brain cells), we learned some startling truths–Audrina Patridge‘s feed isn’t remotely the bikini extravaganza you’d expect–and some less startling ones, like who belongs at the top of the list… More »