Topic: Bad Taste

Jessica Simpson Has Lost 60 lbs And Wore A Sexy Halloween Costume To Prove It

Jessica Simpson Has Lost 60 lbs And Wore A Sexy Halloween Costume To Prove It

Jessica Simpson never met a talking point she couldn’t work. How else could such an unremarkable musician–originally packaged as a “more vanilla” Christina Aguilera–manage to last this long? She hasn’t released a single in four years, the most meaningful work she’s done since “A Public Affair” is knock off designers and exploit her weight fluctuations for tabloid attention. So, you’re a middling celebrity and you’ve already used your offspring to get a magazine cover? What to do? More »

In Rare Moment Of Sentience, Kim Kardashian Admits She Is A Fashion Disaster

In Rare Moment Of Sentience, Kim Kardashian Admits She Is A Fashion Disaster

Kim Kardashian has been a cyclone of fashion disasters lately, despite all the hype about Kanye West making her his living paper doll. Sadly, something in the air down in Miami keeps causing Kim to make terrible decisions–whether it’s forgetting to button her chambray shirt or wearing a bra with a tiger’s head belt. Somewhere in between, she wore this mustard jacket (which shortens her dramatically) along with a metal choker, leather skirt and sandals. The whole thing feels very 1985, scampering off to break into Stryper‘s tour bus to pray with them or dryhump. More »

Fashion Disasters: Kim Kardashian’s Horrible Bra Outfit, From Every Angle

Fashion Disasters: Kim Kardashian's Horrible Bra Outfit, From Every Angle

Here’s a controversial opinion (feel free to set us straight in the comments) but we’re actually digging the whole bra-as-top thing. It’s been everywhere lately; from Proenza Schouler to Prada, seen recently on Miley Cyrus in Anthony Vaccarello, but we were remaining pretty leery… until, however, the moody, retro somber-sexy version shown at Miu Miu‘s Spring 2013 show sold us (Saskia de Brauw, you are flawless).

…Which is all a convoluted, meandering way of saying… KIM KARDASHIAN WTF NO WHY?

Let’s have a look. More »

Dolce & Gabbana Offers Racist Earrings For Spring 2013

Dolce & Gabbana Offers Racist Earrings For Spring 2013

Every time we critisize someone or some brand for racism, we are called any number of names–usually along the lines of PC, stupid, or unfamiliar with words (“No, the Klan is racist,” which means that… that other stuff can’t be, we guess?). But our absolute favorite pseudo-argument is, “You’re racist for seeing it that way.” So, we’re cutting that off at the pass. More »