We are hugely disappointed in the Girl Scouts today for having signed up for a partnership with Barbie. More
Some movies do not make good nail art, and 12 Years a Slave is near the very top of that list. More
Penelope Cruz and her also-hot sister MĂłnica Cruz (say it with me: MOAN-ica) recently teamed up with sexy sexy sex undies company Agent Provocateur to create L’Agent, a semi-affordable line of sex undies to bring coquettishness to the masses. To promote said line, the multi-talented actress wrote and directed a commercial that is so predictable, clichĂ©edÂ and male (bro)-centric that it would make the Axe body spray people blush. More
Fun story: your attractive face is probably ruining a man’s life at this very moment, according to notable science advocacy organizationÂ Axe. It’s not really your fault. Don’t worry. We know you were just born this way. But they were just … More
According to this banned Crazy Domains ad, working with women should result in sexual fantasies rather than respect. And lots of fake semen. More
Will dudes start wearing tiny billboards in their beards? More
It would be different if Aqeel were an anonymous photographer or artist of some sort who wasn’t trying to sell any product, but this isn’t the case. Aamna Aqeel is a designer, and ‘Be My Slave’ is an advertisement with a pretty model and pretty clothes and a very, very ugly message. More
Like many companies, idiots and the overwhelming majority of society in the Middle Ages, this one believes women are all heterosexual, physically weak and should be pushed into getting with a man as soon as possible before her ovaries become two sobbing raisins that knit Christmas socks for the fallopian tubes. More
One of my least favorite things is when companies pretend to be opposed to stuff that, in reality, they are 100% for. For example, when soda companies release ads showing children running and playing, claiming that diet pop can make … More
This kind of obnoxious campaign doesn’t encourage anybody; it just tells us that we should don our hair and makeup according to what dudes like. Look, if I want to wear red lipstick to go running (and I most certainly have), then I will, and it won’t be because I want to look “cute” in my adorbz wittle lady wunning gear. More
What do you get when you cross violence against women, racial profiling, high fructose corn syrup and a goat? Why, Mountain Dew‘s newest ad, of course! More
If you, like me, found Dove’s latest attempt at tugging your heartstrings kind of disingenuous and annoying, you will enjoy this parody video from comedy group New Feelings Time, wherein Dove hires a second forensic sketch artist to draw how men see themselves. More
“It’s a secret, bitch!” Kate replies, throwing around her hair in faux-slow motion.
Her husband gives a somber smile, quietly contemplating about all that Kate keeps from him. Is she staying via an affair? he ponders. Is Clairol a beautiful Moroccan man? More
Apparently, Roots Bistro in Houston, TX believes that domestic violence is a hilarious, pun-opportune topic. Woo hoo, women being beaten, what glee!
But seriously: WTF. More