Hey, betches! Sofia Coppola‘s The Bling Ring premieres at Cannes today! The film, which stars Emma Watson as the Worst, is based on a true story about a group of shallow people who robbed rich and famous shallow people. Zeitgeisty!
Anyway, guess what that means? Horrible early/mid ’00s fashion is back! Did you miss whiskered jeans? Louis Vuitton Murakami bags? Purse dogs? Ever-present Frappuccinos? Unapologetic venality? Paris Hilton being marginally relevant?
Hopefully you didn’t. But let’s take a stroll down the worst kind of memory lane with our carefully considered Bling Ring-inspired shopping guide. More
What’s this? A sudden flash of likeability?! More
Remember when Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson? And then, amid the media frenzy, they maybe reconciled and it was great press for the last Twilight movie? And it started to seem a lot like a publicity stunt?
Good, we’re halfway up to speed. More
Grace Coddington knows more about everything than you do — well, this is speculation, but it seems fitting. More
Kristen Stewart is still pounding the pavement for the last installment of Twilight (in addition to promoting her upcoming Kerouac-based indie, On the Road)–and she’s got some Balenciaga duties to uphold. Along the promotional trail, she landed the cover of Australian Marie Claire, and not only gave them a few weirdly puffy, positive quotes (we’ll get to that) she even almost smiled (above). More
The much-anticipated (thanks to Anne Hathaway‘s many ladymag rounds, in which she discussed her crash diet tirelessly) Les Miserables saw its world premiere in London last night, and all its fancy, fancy stars turned out. Sadly, it was not a high point for fashion.
Red is huge for fall, and the reason I know that is that as soon as I decided to make this Handbag Porn edition about red, everywhere I looked the color popped up. Every single site. So get over yourself and buy a red bag. More
Just because your invites got “lost” in the mail, it doesn’t mean you can’t traipse around the city with your borrowed Balenciaga bag acting like you’re the shit. More
“I’m not jealous of people—I’m only jealous of people who can eat and not gain weight.” More
For as long as I can remember, I’ve been attracted to handbags that have all manner of hardware on them. More
Kind of what you expect. More