Red is huge for fall, and the reason I know that is that as soon as I decided to make this Handbag Porn edition about red, everywhere I looked the color popped up. Every single site. So get over yourself and buy a red bag. More
Just because your invites got “lost” in the mail, it doesn’t mean you can’t traipse around the city with your borrowed Balenciaga bag acting like you’re the shit. More
“I’m not jealous of people—I’m only jealous of people who can eat and not gain weight.” More
For as long as I can remember, I’ve been attracted to handbags that have all manner of hardware on them. More
Kind of what you expect. More
Miranda Kerr always looks good, and it’s sort of annoying. More
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So we were outside TheGloss‘ Manhattan office last week and spotted a girl in Dr Martens (which we actively look for, apparently, because we’re still a friendless goth teenager). Upon looking a little closer, we realized they were actually a Dr Martens’ version of chelsea boots, which we had never seen and found kind of surprising. The short, suctioned ankle boot was a staple of the mod scene and enjoys a resurgence about every ten years–also! when spray-painted glossy white, they’re the unofficial shoe of the Stormtroopers in Star Wars–so we decided now would be a good time to go looking for a pair. While window shopping over the weekend, we then noticed approximately 60,000* other girls wearing Chelsea boots. …Which means we have an exploding trend on our hands. Moreover, an “It” shoe that’s walkable and practical is about the only kind we can get behind. So, without further ado… More
Black, per usual, is going to be in for fall. More
You know that obnoxious “Stars: They’re Just Like Us!” page of every celebrity weekly? We saw one the other day that featured Kelly Rutherford from Gossip Girl, and she was pumping gas or feeding the meter or some shit under that very headline… only she was toting a $10,000 Hermès Birkin. Now, we can think of at least one way Rutherford isn’t just like us: we’re not stupid enough to spend $10k on a goddamn status billboard that carries tampons*. Look, we work in fashion, we see frivolity and conspicuous consumption everyday… and now we’re making fun of it! With crude drawings! Here are some assumptions we make about ladies with specific designer purses–YSL, Louis Vuitton, Balenciaga, Alexander Wang and more ahead. More
It was announced today that Ms. Sourpuss herself, Kristen Stewart, will be the face of a new Balenciaga scent. The name of the scent has yet to be announced, but I like to think it will be called “Froncement.” Froncement, of course, being French for “frown.” More
Hobos are my favorite kind of bag. Maybe I secretly want to be an Olsen twin. Who knows. Anyway, here are some of the best: More