I have a confession. I am addicted to bangs. Ever since I was a pre-teen I’ve been enamored with the look of thick, face framing bangs a’la Zooey Deschanel (before anyone had even heard of her, which makes me a hipster … More
Jennifer Love Hewitt, outspoken vajazzler and body positivity waffler, is currently pregnant with her first child. She has, naturally, parlayed that pregnancy into some sort of spokesperson duties for Pampers, because she stopped by the “unveiling” of the new campaign in New York last night. The real unveiling, though, involved her dramatically different new look. More
She’s since ditched the (pointlessly) controversial style and Parade magazine asked her why because that is the reason Parade magazine exists. More
This week on News For Bitches, the questions are aplenty:
- What unexpected feeling does Michelle Obama have about her bangs?
- Why are Ryan Gosling fans terribly sad?
- Which actor wants to become a dolphin?
- What item is totally less cool than Game of Thrones?
The answers to all these questions and more on today’s episode! More
Every time I type “Kourtney,” a part of me dies. More
Most of us at some point in out life have had bangs. Some people boast them as their signature hairstyle, while others of us have just dabbled. A few months ago Ashley got bangs a la Rashida Jones, and a few weeks ago FLOTUS Michelle Obama got them a la midlife crisis.
Bangs can be awesome, flattering, and convenient. But growing them out sucks. A lot. More
Lagerfeld then immediately scuttled back into his Lazarus chamber to watch his sentient cat eat foie gras while several maids silently starched his collars and powdered his ponytail. More
Michelle Obama celebrated her 49th birthday in style today by debuting a brand new hairstyle via Twitter. As you can see, that hairstyle includes bangs! More
Are bangs “back” as a trend, or are Kim Kardashian and Britney Spears just a decade behind? You may ponder that after you ponder the implications of Kim Kardashian wearing something better than someone else, for once. More
To be fair, I myself had bangs for a long time, so I understand the impulse. Except my impulse stemmed half from a break-up and half from watching The Devil Wears Prada so maybe I wasn’t JUST MAKING BAD DECISIONS. Not like Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge. With her new dumb bangs.
Wouldn’t you like to see them? You would. Trust us. More
Everyone: Kim Kardashian has gotten bangs, which she debuted while celebrating New Years in Las Vegas at a specific venue, the name of which we should probably mention because they likely paid her upwards of $25ok to be there, debuting her new haircut on New Years Eve. More