Topic: Barack Obama

Relentless Pro-Life Whack-Job Thinks He’s A Bear, Tries To Disrupt Inauguration With His Rantings From A Tree

Relentless Pro-Life Whack-Job Thinks He's A Bear, Tries To Disrupt Inauguration With His Rantings From A Tree

The pro-life, er, anti-choice protester decided today was the day he was going to try out his mad bear-like climbing skills with a sign that read “Pray to end abortion.” If you look at the photo, you can’t help but wonder exactly how much longer that poor tree is going to put up with that nonsense, because, as we all know, trees are Democrats. More »

Seven Reasons Why Anna Wintour Should Be A US Ambassador

Seven Reasons Why Anna Wintour Should Be A US Ambassador

As you may know, there’s been some talk floating around that Anna Wintour may be up for a US ambassadorship, either to France or to her native UK. Many people think she’s under qualified for the job because running a fashion magazine is a stupid girl job, while Anna herself has said via her reps that she’s “very happy” at Vogue. Which is a shame, because I think it would be a great move for both Anna herself and America in general. Here are seven reasons Anna Wintour should be a US ambassador. More »

Glenn Beck Is Selling A Jar Of His Own Pee For Thousands Of Dollars

Glenn Beck Is Selling A Jar Of His Own Pee For Thousands Of Dollars

Glenn Beck, the loveable scamp, hasn’t been around much lately–ever since Fox dropped his special brand of ham-fisted tear-soaked hatemongering, he retired to a state-of-the-art bomb shelter deep in a Colorado mountain so he could swim in his manmade lake of precious gold doubloons. He emerged from that lake recently, however, in protest of a community college art exhibit. More »