Topic: Bars

The 16 Worst People You Meet On A Friday Night, In GIFs

The 16 Worst People You Meet On A Friday Night, In GIFs

In all my Friday nights and drunken evenings out, I have witnessed a lot of weirdos, creepers, mistakes and hot-people-who-know-they’re-hot, but there are certain token bar people who will always be there. And while they can be so very awful, it is also a little endearing to see the same personalities with different faces pass through your night time and time again.

Here they are, in GIF form. More »

Real Talk: What’s The Worst Pick-Up Line That’s Ever Been Used On You?

Real Talk: What's The Worst Pick-Up Line That's Ever Been Used On You?

We’ve all experienced it: that pick-up line that is so absurdly awful you can’t help but laugh on the inside even as you are arranging your face and body language into the sternest and most no-nonsense weirdo-repelling expression you can muster. Unfortunately for the people who use them, these lines rarely work for their intended purpose, but they are certainly good for some chuckles after the fact. It was with that in mind that I rounded up the worst (greatest?) pick-up lines used on my friends and myself in recent memory. Names have been omitted to protect the pursued. More »

The Standard Fires Two Women, Allegedly, For Being Short

The Standard Fires Two Women, Allegedly, For Being Short

I guess that I shouldn’t be snarky about this, because the fact that two women are suing The Standard New York after being fired, allegedly, for not being tall and model-y enough is obviously not cool, but I mean…honestly? If I thought that I could get a job making hundreds of dollars a night for carrying drinks around on trays, I would go apply. But I’m not going to, because I don’t look like a model, and so I know I wouldn’t get hired at a place like The Standard. More »